Category Archives: worst people

Kochie Respec

I had always thought of Chanel Ten’s Kochie as little more than an odious knobhead. But if he’s now Phil Silvers…well that changes everything. Especially if he’s heading up a Ten sponsored reprise of McHale’s Navy.       

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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 216 V CHINA

Nicely done, madam. Bento notes: “Abbott has pushed this country so far the right, we’ve got people goose-stepping towards Mends Street.” They were simpler, gentler times in 2009, when people smiled and wet their pants. May I talk about myself … Continue reading

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the other big bang theory

Where to start? I’m disappointed Shazza didn’t send this ad last week from the Chook (props A. Smith & P. Thomson) to TWOP. I’m surprised Abs Conder hasn’t napalmed Teh Voice (which he once described as a “pool of poofterism”). … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 164 rage

People often ask me how I am able to keep up the rage: “David, how do you keep the rage flag flying 24/7?”, they ask. I know where to get it – and I don’t pay retail. Sometimes I don’t … Continue reading

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Hot Mongrels

Another Curtin wag. But I can’t imagine a better host for this 公主 fest. “She may be a Chinese mongrel but she scrubs up ok!”

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Raymond writes

Another Abs instalment. In the Voice on the weekend.

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