Category Archives: *Worst of The World

Outrage Sunday 79 dunny humour

Posted on December 9, 2012 by

Indiana, Cottesloe. (Where else?). I have been mocked before on this weblog for my public service on Marine Parade. I just give and give and give. Enraging. Just enraging. Melville. A foreign friend drew my attention to some disgusting toilets … Continue reading →

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The Mellinsville Horror Pt 2.

Posted on November 6, 2012 by

Second part of The Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten’s drive through zombie towns in the Hudson River Valley. BSWAM says… As the hills draw nearer, one heeds their wooded sides more than their stone-crowned tops. Those sides loom up so … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 60 Cranes, trains & automobiles

Posted on July 1, 2012 by

This bloke thinks Perth is worst. He was moaning about the place, and used the word worst. He staggered into the next carriage before we arrived at Perth, with transit guards in hot (delayed) pursuit. This doesn’t have the couchette … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 58 Snuffday

Posted on June 17, 2012 by

I can’t wait to go to Japan. Their crime reporters work hard, Krazy Kym and I can re-enact the getting off scenes from Lost in Translation, and there are lots of flags to collect. Our colleague Snuff is there, of … Continue reading →

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WW 205 Bento’s boxes ticked

Posted on June 16, 2012 by

“The day Wangara ‘ticks all the boxes’ is the day I cash in my chips,” Bento said. “Corner of Motivation Drive and Excellence Drive! What a dynamic and proactive address!” From the ad: ‘OUTSTANDING INVESTMENT THAT TICKS ALL THE BOXES: … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 56 Diamond Jerbilee

Posted on June 3, 2012 by

Mr Gawber was asleep. He had the elderly commuter’s habit of being able to sleep without shifting position; sleep took him and embalmed him lightly like a touch of sadness he would soon shake off. He was dreaming of having … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 54 hard swallow

Posted on May 20, 2012 by

It’s been a tough month for distinguished broadcasters. Will Howard Sattler be moving to Moorhouse Street in Willagee? This item from the POST shows bad things happen to good people. Further back on the AM band, Eoin Cameron was in … Continue reading →

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Red Hook new York

Posted on May 17, 2012 by

New York worster Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten, tries to take on Perth’s Redcliffe with Red Hook NY in the Hudson River Valley. You lose Barman. That Roller would have to be on fire. And be a General Motors vehicle. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 53 tsunami

Posted on May 13, 2012 by

It can be the only explanation for this, in Shenton Park: And this broken item, in Guildford: And this, in Claremont: At least these sad moments reminded me of a happier time on Maui, in Hawaii, where we danced the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 48 bidet you adieu

Posted on April 8, 2012 by

What a wonderful week! My birthday, PROSH, The West bails from the Press Council, April Fools, Oettinger at $40 for 24 half-litre cans, and the anniversary of when we killed Jebus! It really is a wonderful world. On one of … Continue reading →

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