Category Archives: worst of perth

Exit Right

Is this a tableau? If it had been an Iron Maiden vehicle, it could park anywhere. Metallica? Yeah. No. Armadale. By Hank.

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Luna Park Melbourne. By Expat Holly. Collingwood teeth by the looks. They’re the Freo Thunder of Melbourne btw.    

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The Hills have Boozies

Birdboot visited the Carmel Rose nursery’s “French” Garden. You take in the mosaic suspenders and boozies and you reach for the not worst button…but the effort spent down South runs out as you reach the face. Nevertheless. I know they … Continue reading

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Apology accepted

No doubt there’s a committee working on it. By The Colour H.

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lock up yer poo tickets

Wellard station. The day a virgin in a cuntkini could walk down St Georges Terrace with a lamb and a roll of Kleenex Cottonelle are gone, my friends. Maybe it’s different in boho Freo.

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Tiger Beer taste stops local drunkenness

Originally posted on The Asia Beat:
Singapore. Asia Pacific Breweries today confirmed beerdom’s worst kept secret – that Tiger Beer’s insipd and slightly unpleasant taste is a deliberate ploy to discourage local Singaporeans from drinking. Asia Pacific’s marketing manager Larry…

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Wrongway Segway

TLA is somewhere in Rurotardia where Apple products have spazz attacks. He says: A slap in the face for TOVincent segway superhighway down the arrondissement? Which in itself was a slap in the face for Leederville’s unicycle autobahn. If you … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 137 The lamps are going out all over Europe

Last night (probably) in the Urban Orchard, after bouncy Stonehenge. This must have been what it was like for prehistoric cave-dwellers, watching the sun set: will it rise again? “The lamps are going out,” I wept into my $9 pale … Continue reading

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Daniel B shows the real reason for the death of The Big Day Out. Claremont.

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Innovation for Lease

Nice. Subtle. BCakes. Bentley.

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