Category Archives: worst of perth

“La Gina”

Posted on February 13, 2012 by

I was going to put this up tomorrow, but since everyone else is reporting it, It better go up now. ie, the moronic tardation of Gina Rhinehart in verse form. In one sense it forms a kind of bad poetry … Continue reading →

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Willy on Willy

Posted on January 13, 2012 by

The Churn of worsts.This now vanished hostel on William Street next to the mosque was demolished and is being replaced by a kind of Islamicy looking (apartment?) building. The ghost of the previous hostel graffiti seems to have seeped through … Continue reading →

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Back on the Asia Beat

Posted on January 11, 2012 by

Don’t forget to visit The Asia Beat, The Asian News other Asians don’t dare print. I’m back into Asia baby! Twitter @theasiabeat

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New Perth Public Architecture Forum

Posted on January 6, 2012 by

Designs are increasingly winning competitions because they are literally green, and because somewhere they feature a small windmill. Rem Koolhaas Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on … Continue reading →

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The Best Worsts of 2011

Posted on December 31, 2011 by

Looking through, 2011 had probably the bests collection of worsts of any year, especially towards the beginning. This one by Pete F is one of my all time favourites. This by Adam D was also lovely. White Franger by Outrage, … Continue reading →

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This sleighs me.

Posted on December 24, 2011 by

As seen in Swanbourne by Miss Jess. Possibly connected to Santa, although more likely connected to nudity or Who Dares Wins-ness (yes, out of town worsters, Perth’s only legal nude beach is overlooked by the SAS (Special Forces) HQ and firing range. … Continue reading →

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On the banks of the Bofo

Posted on November 15, 2011 by

Commenter Rob F asks why no Bofo action? Well, as I explained, I didn’t go, because I went to Fremantle to buy fixer to facilitate my magnificent return to film photography. I was offered a chance to “get something signed … Continue reading →

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I’m a celebrity, let me fall to my death

Posted on November 9, 2011 by

There’s so much wrong with this, fake celebrities, (including the poor man’s Russell Woolf Michael Shultz), Belltower, wearing orange, abseiling into a boat. The highlight of the week, the highlight mind you is Wear Orange Wednesday. And organisers told me … Continue reading →

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McLeod’s Morons

Posted on November 4, 2011 by

What are all these excruciatingly embarrassing kuntry wagons doing in our city? Shouldn’t these rurotards be wallowing in the filth of their subsidies back in Corrigin? I had to add one city smartarse truther to the mix to take the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

Posted on October 2, 2011 by

Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter … Continue reading →

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