Category Archives: *Worst of New Zealand

Babydoll

Posted on December 30, 2011 by

I don’t know. These Kiwis seem to revel in their sheep rooting reputations. You name your sheep Babydoll? And I just don’t think you should be mentioning that they are shitting around your vines as fertiliser on the actual bottle. … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 163

Posted on August 6, 2011 by

Ralf Hebecker, the German designer/academic behind Ugly New Zealand, tells me that German has a word for our kind of activity – Nestbeschmutzer “fouling ones own nest”. he has produced a lovely graphical illustration and suggests we form a powerful … Continue reading →

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Poor Christchurch

Posted on May 12, 2011 by

Some may remember a post of an elephant orgy gracing a Thai restaurant I went to in Christchurch. Here is the place now, largely rubble like the rest of the city, although as you can see, the carving remains. For … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 145

Posted on March 26, 2011 by

In TWOP news, Deefock has equal control of the comment queue. He just aproved his own comment. True story. Nervous Twitch sends in some worst of New Zealand from Kahaurangi National Park. The Colour H claims that this is the … Continue reading →

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Ride the wild octopus

Posted on December 29, 2010 by

Oh, sorry. It was a get up at 4am catch buses and trains and planes sort of day, and the worst I scheduled didn’t appear for some reason. In lieu of, let me post a not worst by Cameron Zombie … Continue reading →

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Shaky Snaky

Posted on December 24, 2010 by

From Arthurs Pass Otira gorge lookout, New Zealand. Some international penis worst from the shaky isles. A worst by Coprosma. Glad to see I got sent some Kiwi cock without having to search for it. Not sure about the 027. … Continue reading →

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Share your experience

Posted on December 23, 2010 by

Yes, that’s what it says above the urinals. Might be some “split stream” action on Twitter later. Sorry, it has been very difficult to get a post up.

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Post Earthquake

Posted on December 20, 2010 by

Greg O contributes a letterbox from his own street (which he declines to name) in Christchurch. Unfortunately some of Christchurch’s worst buildings were undamaged by the earthquake, including this and the casino. Let me also including a shot from a … Continue reading →

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Apple and Eve

Posted on December 16, 2010 by

Open letter to New Zealand apple producers. PLEASE devastate our local apple industry. West Australian apple producers and sellers are relying on bogus protectionism to continue serving up fifth rate apples to Perth consumers. We are begging for fantastic New … Continue reading →

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Horned for his pleasure

Posted on February 17, 2010 by

Harvey kindly kept The Worst of Perth in mind even when overseas. He saw this in Aukland New Zealand. Shades of THIS perhaps? Or as bad as THIS? Jeez, I don’t like the look of yours mate. Thanks Harvey. Lovely … Continue reading →

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