Category Archives: *Worst of New Zealand

Lazy Shag

King George called again! He was in Tirau, NZ: now he’s in Kaikoura, NZ (pop 3860). “Few places in the world can boast of such natural wonders as those offered by land and sea in Kaikoura”, says Kaikoura’s official website. … Continue reading

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Lickerland

To Na Zillun, and the sleepy town of Tirau (pop. 800), where they have the largest corrugated iron sheepdog in the world. “Tirau has a wonderfully unique Information Centre housed in a building in the shape of a dog, which … Continue reading

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Taxi

I’m guessing this would be one of those peak demand taxis. By Bento.

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You CAN nurry love

Does this explain the success of the All Blacks? Or perhaps the accent? Surely even New Zealand schoolboys have better things to do than flick each other’s testicles – for fun. Maybe they never properly read the rules for conkers. Or … Continue reading

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Babydoll

I don’t know. These Kiwis seem to revel in their sheep rooting reputations. You name your sheep Babydoll? And I just don’t think you should be mentioning that they are shitting around your vines as fertiliser on the actual bottle. … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 163

Ralf Hebecker, the German designer/academic behind Ugly New Zealand, tells me that German has a word for our kind of activity – Nestbeschmutzer “fouling ones own nest”. he has produced a lovely graphical illustration and suggests we form a powerful … Continue reading

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Poor Christchurch

Some may remember a post of an elephant orgy gracing a Thai restaurant I went to in Christchurch. Here is the place now, largely rubble like the rest of the city, although as you can see, the carving remains. For … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 145

In TWOP news, Deefock has equal control of the comment queue. He just aproved his own comment. True story. Nervous Twitch sends in some worst of New Zealand from Kahaurangi National Park. The Colour H claims that this is the … Continue reading

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Ride the wild octopus

Oh, sorry. It was a get up at 4am catch buses and trains and planes sort of day, and the worst I scheduled didn’t appear for some reason. In lieu of, let me post a not worst by Cameron Zombie … Continue reading

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Shaky Snaky

From Arthurs Pass Otira gorge lookout, New Zealand. Some international penis worst from the shaky isles. A worst by Coprosma. Glad to see I got sent some Kiwi cock without having to search for it. Not sure about the 027. … Continue reading

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