Category Archives: worst objects

Wherefore art thou?

“It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop’s ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.” Or, as that tuna-topper Bento put it: “I bow to the king of Juliet … Continue reading

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The Bicycle Seat Thief

Now this is a bargain: “perfect condition but seat missing”. Matt is flexible on the $50 price. Many thanks to the Cott Kid for the Gumtree spot.

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Alien Worlds

Two out of towners. Ljuke saw a society where Segway riding is naturalised. (Brisbane), And Jaidyn Jaxxon saw rural fridge justice 120ks NNE of Leonora.

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Outrage Sunday 122 this is not news

I’m pleased to report the wonderful world of newspapers has turned the corner! “Readership declines less” is this take on the latest circulation figures (The West lost only 0.8 per cent). I trust this will help put an end to … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 115 confessions

Two more pics from the heart of the Blackwood Valley. No teens, tweens, pre-adolescents, or pre-teens THANK you. Inside I found some titillating literature: a steal at $4! How about those Dockers! Both TLA and the Rainmaker were predictably sclerotic … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 106 The Bong

The bong Crawley horror Flattening, but pointing, Careering to the vibrancy Clanger.

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Hallmark holiday

On what possible occasion would you give someone this card? Congratulations on your extra-marital affair! One of mine. Mount Lawley.

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Hey there Geordie bra

I fear Superpit interference is affecting the Flangemaster. Until he is in a zone of safety, here is something from Rottnest. Shipwreck? Sex crime? Picnic? Aliens?

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