Category Archives: worst objects

get shorty

The TWOPmaster found these awesome Emu Export boardies in Esperance! A bargain at $65 (especially after I found EE torso wear from $39.95). Get into these boardies and you’re sure of a good time. And we know EE is adored … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 158 the wrong priorities

Back in Kalamunda already! This outstanding letter in The Echo this weekend. Is this the finest example of Godwin’s Law ever? N. Holborow needs to get down the hill, into Midland: elephant steaks and salad could supplement those baked beans. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 151 Ode to an Airport Trolley in the Carpark

Here, among the businesslike grass, this trundler from the interminable carpet, a welcome that wobbled, now guttered in front of me dead. Confounded by the Belmont dross – these taxis, budget of dew – only you rolled through the duty … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 144 Easter feature

Times are tough if JC is the drinks waiter. Guildford. This Alien Easter egg freaked me out. Does a bilby burst out of that? Midland Woolworths. Just what I’ve always wanted: a “faux moss bunny”. But remember, TWOPers: Easter is … Continue reading

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Wherefore art thou?

“It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop’s ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.” Or, as that tuna-topper Bento put it: “I bow to the king of Juliet … Continue reading

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The Bicycle Seat Thief

Now this is a bargain: “perfect condition but seat missing”. Matt is flexible on the $50 price. Many thanks to the Cott Kid for the Gumtree spot.

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Alien Worlds

Two out of towners. Ljuke saw a society where Segway riding is naturalised. (Brisbane), And Jaidyn Jaxxon saw rural fridge justice 120ks NNE of Leonora.

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