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Weekend Worstoff 184
Orbea saw a happy woman in his community. As we have seen, it’s a different world mattress wise on the Eastern seaboard. As seen by Meccano. And Rob F saw some organic moisturiser. Worst well k
Posted in weekend worstoff, worst advertising, worst newspaper, worst objects
Tagged tresemme, weekend worstoff
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When the bongs return to Capistrano
Dear Lazy Aussie, I have attached a photo of vintage bong that I found while cleaning out my shed in East Vic Park. It shows that Perth people were smoking bongs way back when Schweppes Cola not only still existed, … Continue reading
Outrage Sunday 32 crouching tiger, hidden nurries
Festive fare: will you be getting a shaver in your Christmas sac? It’s taken this guy 10 months to get from Nollamara to Midland: Young David Bell at Teh Voice isn’t carving turkey on December 25: I would buy Krazy … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst advertising, Worst for sale, worst objects, worst sign
Tagged blue box, cars, carve, chemist, christmas, cuts, email, festive, fremantle, hat, huggies, isaf, jewellery, jolly, kangaroo, mannequin, meat, midland, nappies, nautical, Nollamara, palm tree, perth, privacy, pubic hair, sailing, shaven, shaver, sign, snore, snoring, tiffany, tiger, turkey, yachties
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Outrage Sunday 31 bedlam
Ferrall pere et fils must laugh like drains when they get the TWOPment. “Yack it up, you balcony-dwelling, quince paste sniffing, neo-Kantian corksoakers ‘cos we are about to crush our toes by dropping our wallets on our feet.” Krazy Kym … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, vanished worst, worst objects, worst street
Tagged beds, bulk pickup, council rates, dog, dreams, dunlopillo, dusk, forty winks, futon, guildford, junk, king koil, kitty litter, Labrador, litter, mattress, micturate, nightmares, penguin, piss, queen size, robert drewe, rubbish, sleep, sleepmaker, the shark net, up and go, up& go, urine
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Outrage Sunday 28 fix the taps
An unworst to start: far, far away from the passive-aggressive anxious clenching of West Perth and the faith-hating, anti-gay, Marx-loathing madness of Como is the curt direction of Peppermint Grove (spoilt only by the untidy arrow): I hope the taps … Continue reading
Posted in not worst, Uncategorisable Worsts, worst objects
Tagged candy, cap, Como, crayon, Dalkeith, decomposing, donation, dumb, elites, fear, hat, history, hygeine, Iraq, ironing, karl marx, lipstick, magazine, media, passive aggressive, peppermint grove, perth truth seekers, politics, rob halford, shenton park, solomon, tap, the man, the system, toilet, truther, waratah, west perth, western suburbs, wisdom
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Lady’s Stubbie Holders
Stubbie holders. Another one like registered lawns to puzzle the outside reader. I wonder what they are called in Manhattes, if they even exist. This is in Busselton, where I am quite sure ladies were replaced by moles (and their … Continue reading
Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils
The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst carpark, worst furniture, worst language, worst objects, worst of the worst, worst town
Tagged acrod, antiques, bento, carnage, chogm, choppers, claremont, commonwealth, conflict, crap, dispatches, exhibition centre, gormless, halloween, helicopters, ikea, jingoism, jungle, kolon, ladder, lapel, michael herr, mime, pap, paper, parking, patriotism, pcec, pen, police state, postcard, reporting from the zone of death, retail, slaughter of the innocents, thin blue line, vietnam, war, windsor
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Outrage Sunday 25 induce this
The delicious distinction about Teh Worst is also worst. (Update: The Stoned Ranger points out The Echo is hiring). Speaking of distinctions, I’ve only received trivial death threats. I trust TL101 can tell us who Selena Gomez is. I have … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst advertising, worst car, worst classics, worst name, worst newspaper, worst objects, worst sign, worst transport
Tagged car, classic, crocs, death, driving, echo, induced, margaret fulton, meat, murder, newspaper, numberplate, savoury, selena gomez, sexwax, sky news, Subiaco, supermarket, vanity plate, wine, zekulich
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Outrage Sunday 24 meat
Meat: what is it good for? Absolutely nothing, and Coles alienate vegetarians and vegans (they also have a chicen version). Try and make meat out of this, Coles: if you do you’ll have to go to West Swan. Coles are … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst animal, worst food, worst objects, worst sign
Tagged 2011, ad, advertisement, book, chogm, coles, commonwealth, correspondence, dead, discount, ellenbrook, feet, kangaroo, letters, mail, meat, mosman park, mossman, newspaper, packages, parcels, sausages, seats, shopping, supermarket, the west australian, train, West swan
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Outrage Sunday 21 bon appétit
What sort of pervert eats the peas and leaves the corn? Claremont. You know we’re still booming when Midland fatties are tossing aside their nibbled doughnuts. And this retail insanity: where to start? One you’re past the quotation marks and … Continue reading
Posted in worst carpark, worst food, worst objects, Worst suburb
Tagged banana, bong, bucket, claremont, corn, disgusting, doughnut, expensive, food, midland, peas, recipe, shopping
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