Category Archives: worst newspaper

Biggles

Teh West’s Inside Cover was salient and supportive today. The paper of record’s columnist was nice about students at ECU Daily and said they needed just one more thing to be “real players” (as opposed to false ones): an interview … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 137 The lamps are going out all over Europe

Last night (probably) in the Urban Orchard, after bouncy Stonehenge. This must have been what it was like for prehistoric cave-dwellers, watching the sun set: will it rise again? “The lamps are going out,” I wept into my $9 pale … Continue reading

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One Punch Winton

No doubt Tom “Point” Percy went on to describe it as “merely chiaking” or “youthful fartarsing”.

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Kaaaaarnt

I trust we’re all having a delightful VD. I wonder if this, in Teh West’s Book of Love, is for our worsting overlord or that chrome-dipper Bento?

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Royalties for Metrosexuals

I’m sure they’ll announce the subsidy refunds shortly. Won’t they?

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Bah Humbug 1

Krazy Kym and I were incandescent with rage after reading this yesterday. “Presents are easier to wrap when there’s not too much paper…sharp scissors and good-quality tape are a must.” And some people wonder why some newspapers are going the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 123 poor show

A very poor show indeed from youths in Peppermint Grove on Halloween when it came to egg selection. The list was eggscised from my final report, but as well as the Pioneer Farm cage eggs you see here, there were … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 122 this is not news

I’m pleased to report the wonderful world of newspapers has turned the corner! “Readership declines less” is this take on the latest circulation figures (The West lost only 0.8 per cent). I trust this will help put an end to … Continue reading

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Dogged

The dude was just launching his boat, and wham! Dogged. Wham! Dogged again. Australian cricketers will be frequently dogged by the English this summer. Wham! Dogged again.

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early scoop

Teh West Online was Johnny-on-the-spot with the big legal news this morning. The verdict on the Lloyd Rayney appeal started at 1130: WAToady had it up at 1148 – but was comprehensively beaten by Teh Internets Worst, which had it … Continue reading

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