Category Archives: worst newspaper

little person lost

Well-spotted by Misspent_yoof: “Classic update from The Worst online today. Apparently Serco managed to lose a midget prisoner: ‘Hayward is about 70cm tall, with a slim build and light skin’.” Good work My – but I believe our diminutive friends … Continue reading

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Rivers of Gold

Paid parking begins at stations tomorrow. I don’t entirely disagree with the concept. Walk to the station you lazy pricks. The $2 coins will be rolling in. Speaking of rivers of gold, there’s a new afternoon paper literally mooted for … Continue reading

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Millions expected

I hope TWOPers noted the perfect news judgement in yesterday’s local paper of record. A one-legged model equals a three-legged Rolf. Throngs in a major advertiser’ shops is just as newsworthy as a local in far-away trouble. Advertorial? Nonsense. Myer … Continue reading

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I Love Nurry

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Premier Colin Buswell

This on the WAToady: WHAT is going ON in the STATE GOVERNMENT? Thanks to Lunchtime O’Boulez for the tip.

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AFR: “world is fukt”

Many thanks to Pete F, Cookester, et al for the heads-up about today’s Perth edition of the Australian Financial Review. Let he (or she) who is without quilt yadda yadda. I’m off to lunch at Galippoli with Ray Hughs.

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Biggles

Teh West’s Inside Cover was salient and supportive today. The paper of record’s columnist was nice about students at ECU Daily and said they needed just one more thing to be “real players” (as opposed to false ones): an interview … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 137 The lamps are going out all over Europe

Last night (probably) in the Urban Orchard, after bouncy Stonehenge. This must have been what it was like for prehistoric cave-dwellers, watching the sun set: will it rise again? “The lamps are going out,” I wept into my $9 pale … Continue reading

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One Punch Winton

No doubt Tom “Point” Percy went on to describe it as “merely chiaking” or “youthful fartarsing”.

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Kaaaaarnt

I trust we’re all having a delightful VD. I wonder if this, in Teh West’s Book of Love, is for our worsting overlord or that chrome-dipper Bento?

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