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goldfish

Are goldfish allowed to sell children? Why would the goldfish allow the child to be in the car before the transaction had been completed? Did the goldfish put the child on Gumtree? What did the father father? Surely the goldfish … Continue reading

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Gary’s huge package

Bento has been ranting about journalists again. He points to this item on Teh West, which says Gary Stevenson’s deal with the City of Perth was “$350,0000”. C’mon, Bento! Lookit all them numbers! Maths is hard for journos. $3.5 million, … Continue reading

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the E word

Maaaaate! Teh Worst has a page 3 EXCLUSIVE today, from the beautiful port city. But – alas – Stephen Pollock at Teh Chook had the report in his mighty organ four days earlier. People do get excited about cars, don’t … Continue reading

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deflating organ

So Teh Worst has shrunk by 2.5%. Unhelpful people have been joking it will be the size as shown in the pic below by 2020. And in more distressing media news, the New Limited Xmas function is a sausage sizzle … Continue reading

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Langtrees VIP

I didn’t see TLA in today’s Rich List, in teh Worst. My associate, Mr Pushkin, liked this page featuring a palm tree and an indoor potted plant. Classy!   

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boatshed

Good to see WAToady filing on the always-excellent Bell Tower Times. BUT – woe! – you can tell their reporter doesn’t do much strolling in the western suburbs. It is Boatshed, not the boatshed. Good DAY, sir.

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Outrage Sunday 216 V CHINA

Nicely done, madam. Bento notes: “Abbott has pushed this country so far the right, we’ve got people goose-stepping towards Mends Street.” They were simpler, gentler times in 2009, when people smiled and wet their pants. May I talk about myself … Continue reading

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