Category Archives: worst name

Four Backwards Steps

Come on Perth, I thought we were Post Vibrant now? We are backsliding back to pre vibrancy. 4 examples. 1: The shitty bronze of Governor Stirling,(recently shamed as some kind of Pedo by Dodgy Perth – the Gov, not the … Continue reading

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Jazz Apples

“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 112 When Macca Writes Your Love Story

G’day TWOPpers. What the heck-diddly has been going on with Wikipedia? Monday’s feature story was When God Writes Your Love Story, then Friday they had Everything Tastes Better With Bacon. What? Even a copy of Cloudstreet?Just as well I’d made … Continue reading

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Hairy Yellow

They even manage to get “erect” “bushy”  and “matted hairs” into the description. By Lauclan H. Belmont.

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Chinky Chow

Some nice out of town worsts lately. This from Vincent. Manilla, north of Tamworth. It’s no Ton-Kin Highway though.

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An old comedy crony Bluey Von Steiger sends in this from the Mandurah Dogs. If Howling Wolves is the TWOP wine, then Cork Soaker would be the official obscenity referencing dog. Btw Bluey, and other occasional contributors (and well known … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 25 induce this

The delicious distinction about Teh Worst is also worst. (Update: The Stoned Ranger points out The Echo is hiring). Speaking of distinctions, I’ve only received trivial death threats. I trust TL101 can tell us who Selena Gomez is. I have … Continue reading

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