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Kalamunda bites back

Kala heavyweights have responded with cliches from both barrels to TLA’s savage attack 12 days ago. The Midland-Kalamunda Reporter’s Joel Kelly (whom my sources say lives in Parkerville) coaxed quotes from council CEO Rhonda Hardy about the TWOP outrage. “Beauty … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 158 the wrong priorities

Back in Kalamunda already! This outstanding letter in The Echo this weekend. Is this the finest example of Godwin’s Law ever? N. Holborow needs to get down the hill, into Midland: elephant steaks and salad could supplement those baked beans. … Continue reading

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The Stormy Groin

I apologise over that inadvertent recycling earlier today. It won’t happen again! I had to post something as TLA has no power at The Wolf’s Lair. He was matter-of-fact about it, which was a sharp contrast to Bento’s wailing a … Continue reading

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photocopier rage

If you don’t laminate your sign you’re asking for trouble. From KGB in Freo.

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Rolf portrait in pokie

Things are out of control: WAToady has the scoop on Rolf Harris’ art being jailed. Where does it stop? The canvas-stretcher going in front of a firing squad?

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Outrage Sunday 131 adverse fire weather

More scoop pics from New Canaan via Missy Rach. This guy isn’t as poetic as some whitegoods. I trust the wider shop sets that stapler-kisser Bento’s teeth on edge.What is the what? The fire weather is adverse. What is fire … Continue reading

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FAG

No kerning issues here. Sheesh. The fridge has been a war zone since these magnets were unwrapped at the Xmas office party.

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safe explosion

“Doesn’t sound very safe to me,” Bento noted. Also the phrase “entire family” appears later – a bit like an “entire white poodle“.

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TC Christine

Don’t mess with the Bureau. I advise giving a wide berth to any organisation with gusts of 100kph. Thanks to WAToady. I dunno: will the big blow be as good as a certain 1958 red and white Plymouth?

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our 24/7 papaya industry

Dangling Man reporting: we have to share the just-in news about our hard-working papaya industry. I think it is from the same people who told us about our nuts. Perhaps the delicious and healthy papaya (perfect for salad) comes to … Continue reading

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