Category Archives: worst language

Outrage Sunday 131 adverse fire weather

More scoop pics from New Canaan via Missy Rach. This guy isn’t as poetic as some whitegoods. I trust the wider shop sets that stapler-kisser Bento’s teeth on edge.What is the what? The fire weather is adverse. What is fire … Continue reading

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FAG

No kerning issues here. Sheesh. The fridge has been a war zone since these magnets were unwrapped at the Xmas office party.

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safe explosion

“Doesn’t sound very safe to me,” Bento noted. Also the phrase “entire family” appears later – a bit like an “entire white poodle“.

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TC Christine

Don’t mess with the Bureau. I advise giving a wide berth to any organisation with gusts of 100kph. Thanks to WAToady. I dunno: will the big blow be as good as a certain 1958 red and white Plymouth?

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our 24/7 papaya industry

Dangling Man reporting: we have to share the just-in news about our hard-working papaya industry. I think it is from the same people who told us about our nuts. Perhaps the delicious and healthy papaya (perfect for salad) comes to … Continue reading

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Nannup parmy

The debasement of the language continues. I was so enraged I stormed into the Nannup Hotel asking if they did Bulgarian Parmy. They told me I didn’t know what day of the week it was.

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most luxurious golf putter

This email freaked me out. It’s from France, and began: “If you have not received my last email is that you are in vacation.” How do they know in France I was on holiday? They must have had an operative … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 103 welcome home comrade

You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off … Continue reading

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crash blossom

“Risible attempt at punning by the West’s online headline writers,” Bento fumes. “They do realise a novel is a very specific type of fictional book, don’t they?”

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the inmates can’t wait

Thanks Johnny Charlie.

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