Category Archives: worst language

Outrage Sunday 103 welcome home comrade

Posted on June 2, 2013 by

You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off … Continue reading →

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crash blossom

Posted on January 23, 2013 by

“Risible attempt at punning by the West’s online headline writers,” Bento fumes. “They do realise a novel is a very specific type of fictional book, don’t they?”

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the inmates can’t wait

Posted on January 18, 2013 by

Thanks Johnny Charlie.

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Outrage Sunday 84 they shoot horses, don’t they?

Posted on January 13, 2013 by

Perth train station VIBRANCY: my sources reveal this happened at the end of a dance marathon. Bennet Springs VIBRANCY: this is the real McCoy. Rottnest VIBRANCY: a scene from Syverton Bay, and it just makes me fonder of the beautiful … Continue reading →

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he lives near the UERN

Posted on January 4, 2013 by

…but why should we care? Clumsy language from the Public Transport Authority. I was grateful to learn of impending track work near Casa Cohen (although the light-sleeping Krazy Kym will be fretful) and appreciated the promise to make as little … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 81 wings of ascension

Posted on December 23, 2012 by

Please please please tell me this car with a shark hanging from the rear-view mirror and driven by a balding man with a brush moustache doesn’t have a rego that means pussy wagon. Please. The apogee of consumerism. Nothing makes … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 71 pool of poofterism

Posted on September 23, 2012 by

Our old friend Ray Abs Conder is back! Mind you, he never really went away. His letter in this week’s Voice is superlative. “Bunch of poofters…expose yourselves…pool of poofterism”. Some don’t write letters – they advertise. It’s a long way … Continue reading →

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Bento and the dancing queen

Posted on June 15, 2012 by

My formative booty-shaking years were spent at the Loft, so I dance like I’m looking for a contact lens. Is this how dubsteppers get their groove on? Claremont.  By Jenn H.

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Outrage Sunday 47 just a turn of phrase

Posted on April 1, 2012 by

Not a good day for Perth Now in the Federal Court last week: Justice Michael Barker found the site contravened the Racial Discrimination Act when it published four comments in 2008 after four Aboriginal boys died in a car crash … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

Posted on October 30, 2011 by

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading →

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