Category Archives: worst language

Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

Posted on October 30, 2011 by

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading →

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Mooning Mackay

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

M&A L. Escape Mackay, but not without snapping this piece of crap cemented into a boulder in the main street.What is it with cement, bronze, poetry and boulders that always makes such a rancid mix? The whole is always less … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

Posted on October 2, 2011 by

Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 17 Going

Posted on August 28, 2011 by

I was snooping and eavesdropping and generally minding my own business on Marine Parade yesterday morning until I was rudely interrupted by a contact, whom I will call Seattle Samantha. “Put this on that crappy blog you write for,” she … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Nein

Posted on July 3, 2011 by

This city gets sicker. It’s a mistake to think you’ve seen everything as a reporter. I’ve witnessed junkies dead for four days in brown Fremantle units; 50-year-old councillors square off by a rose garden; a woman in Nollamara try to … Continue reading →

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sub-Wintoning

Posted on June 6, 2011 by

“The quintessential West Australian beach house sits comfortably in a cloud of salt infused air. Sun-baked beach towels hang stiff over balcony railings. Aluminium dinghy huddling safe beneath the protected canopy of decking soaking in a marinade of burley and … Continue reading →

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