Category Archives: worst garden

Put out the light, then put out the light

Posted on December 2, 2010 by

Former display home on Benara Rd. An exquisitely classic Perth Worst by Orbea. I prefer it now to what it would have looked like when new. I love it. If I owned it, this is exactly how I’d want it.

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Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again

Posted on November 23, 2010 by

“Today I drove from the corner of Russell Rd and Pearce Rd, a distance of 2.5 kms to the corner of Wattleup and Postans Rd. I photographed the cocos as I went…”. And with that Du Maurier like phrase, EV … Continue reading →

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The Ghost Hoodie

Posted on September 10, 2010 by

Hazel, despite having lived in Victoria Park for several months, has only just realised that the quiet dude with the hoodie always sitting in the garden isn’t real. Sometimes someone sits with him. Sometimes he wears the hat and sunnies … Continue reading →

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Temple of Tut

Posted on September 9, 2010 by

Both The Basstard and Cimbali sent a photo of this place this week, (this is the ‘tard’s shot). If the outside is baffling, what about the temple inside? Some kind of Cocos sacrificing ceremony? Bayswater. Haven’t had to use the … Continue reading →

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Ant Music

Posted on July 30, 2010 by

Purple Wyrm (who sent in the awesome toilet porn) sent this to me a while ago from King William Street Bayswater. The his and hers teal whellbarrows are nice too.

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Weekend Worstoff 116

Posted on July 10, 2010 by

I have a dim memory of this being sent before, but a garden with several concrete aboriginals is worth another look. From Brendan H.Speaking of already worsted, let me thank the 8 people who have sent me the Greens and … Continue reading →

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On The Stump

Posted on July 6, 2010 by

Another “Essence of Perth” shot. This time from Cobbler. The brick, the tiles, the Solahart, the Sulo, the palm stump. Just missing “a bladder of goon and thou”. I almost wish I was overseas so I could be nostalgic. Bayswater. … Continue reading →

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Slaughter of the Cocos

Posted on March 16, 2010 by

This time it’s personal. Is there a facebook group “How can the Tree Man claim to be a tree lover when he’s got fucking Cocos Palms in his own garden. Bento saw this sight to warm the cockles of all … Continue reading →

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Reticulated

Posted on March 12, 2010 by

Another Perth favourite, the reticulated dustbowl. Another from North Perth via Pfortner. I’m glad we have strict gun laws here.

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Arboretum

Posted on February 1, 2010 by

The owners of this worst (which is so toxic now, even mosquitoes won’t breed in it) pointed me to this quaint worst in Bassendean, the Arboretum, where signs wishfully depict fantasy examples of WA plant habitats. Very sad. And even … Continue reading →

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