The Worst of Perth » worst garden

Nil by Melville

The Lazy Aussie — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:01:17 +0000

Melville House by Adam G, and Melville treasure by Budda Lala Land. The house is no rising willie, but in the same general area. Apparently lights up a treat at night.

Sanctuary Waters

The Lazy Aussie — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 16:01:58 +0000

Fan art and topiary teddy. Sanctuary Waters by Paul C.

As appropriate

The Lazy Aussie — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:01:15 +0000

Could the half arsedness of CHOGM be better celebrated than with this “CHOGM – whatever dude.” floral display? Could we not have felled Cocoses spelling “Tinpot tyrants and Canada, Fuck off we’re not full.”? Lovely shot by Leandra F.

Freo Tableau

The Lazy Aussie — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:01:24 +0000

Nice. A tableau from Pete F. Nothing better than a tableau unless it’s tableaux. Worse even than recent Leederville action, Freo’s still back in 2007 artz mode. Well if it’s Freo, 1977 is still possible. Just to share a story. When I was in Freo the other day on High Street, the bus to Yangebup, the bus to fucking Yangebup tooted its horn for us to get out of the way. Dude, step off! You’re going to Yangebup! Also noted on High Street was the Bus to Kwinana Hub. Such was the Fremantle Vibrancy. And yes, I managed to get served another overcheesed Freo pizza, after begging the garcon to prevail on the kitchen to “ease up on the formaggio”. How do they have such crap pizzas in Fremantle? It’s as if these Italians had never visited Italy.

Wine Line

The Lazy Aussie — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:16:08 +0000

How about a nice serene winebottle garden border to take us to an afternoon space. By Orbea, Mt Hawthorn. With wine prices as they are, using the full bottles wouldn’t be that much more expensive.

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We are The Wirren

The Lazy Aussie — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 16:01:28 +0000

Orbea: I have no idea what the fuck this is in Hester Street Bedford/Bayswater.
TLA: Who cares? Tomorrow’s post taken care of. That done, I can let the muddling of lime juice, sugar and rum commence. Let the 11am Mojito clarify my mind – Err… Dude.
I can’t read the words under stop. Stop soiling my eyes? If it is a scarecrow, then it has been derelict in its duty. Btw I left the car in so BO’T could 1, guess what it is, and 2, tell us how crap that model was. Click for larger.

sofas do furnish a lawn

rottobloggo — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 03:51:09 +0000

No wonder Mr & Mrs Bento had to hurriedly move last year: Kelli papped this Mount Lawley furniture graveyard. Thanks Kelli. In other news just in, Cockster is banging on about Sexpo again: this ripped from the media release: “Penthouse Pet and pole dancing champion Miss Suzie Q will perform with her partner Toby J in a must see erotic ariel display, with international adult movie stars Katsuni and Kagney Linn Karter flying in especially for Sexpo,” Mr Godwin said. What: K & KLK aren’t coming to go to Rotto?

Jungle Jobbie

The Lazy Aussie — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:01:31 +0000

Last post before Vietnam and the Deefock Supremacy. Now what image could transcend and even link East and West? How about this from Mike? A Carlisle outdoor bog with massed Cocos and sundry palms next door. As if the foreground has been agent oranged/napalmed, while Charlie/jungle is already surging back. Perfect. I’m sure I will be able to – as they say “compare and contrast” Vietnamese and Carlisle outdoor jungle crappers. Existence is always suffering.

Peppermint Grove – of Satan

The Lazy Aussie — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 16:01:40 +0000

A perfect essence of The Worst of Perth by Orbea. I believe it’s the ~~first Peppermint Grove Worst~~ too. (Later found to be Mosman Park) It’s even got the classic toilet bowl planter. Multi million dollar views for these cactus familiars.

Regifting

The Lazy Aussie — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 02:55:31 +0000

No idea if this is working. No network connenection. Anyway, here’s an attempt.

Ahh, Christmas. Umm, gifts. In Fitzroy Gardens near male prostitute toilets, a gift from the residents of Lambeth UK, in gratitude for food sent during the war. And the gift is…a miniature Tudor village. Would have been nice to have been at the opening of the parcel. “We sent them all our foodscraps and bacon rinds and the cunts send us a miniature fucking village?! Should have let them starve.