Thanks to all who bought a Worst product yesterday. Will be more in the next few days. If you want a calendar or card with a specific image, I will also make those available.
Now more fucking Future Perthers are infesting the city. No doubt they will be handing out badly photocopied texts in the Cultural [...]
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Weekend Worstoff 73
Posted in weekend worstoff, worst car, worst furniture, worst public art, tagged worst public art, worst car, worst furniture, truthers, future perth, 9-11 on September 19, 2009 | 11 Comments »
Couch Surfing
Posted in The worst of Perth TV, worst furniture, tagged couch surfing, couch surfing perth, The worst of Perth TV, worst furniture on June 11, 2009 | 114 Comments »
You may have heard of couch surfing, arranging casual accommodation around the world. This literally surfing couch certainly has “location” for the traveller, in the river next to the Kwinana freeway around Comer Street Como. I thought it could be a companion piece to Eliza on the other side of the river, but the trail [...]
The thousand year peace
Posted in worst advertising, worst furniture, worst logo, tagged worst advertisng, worst furniture, worst logo on November 13, 2008 | 30 Comments »
Paracleet sent in this, pointing out that yes the swastica may be an ancient symbol of peace, but dudes, haven’t we moved on from there? It’s now a symbol of hatred and death. Deal with it baby. Try flowers.
And coincidentally I took this last week in maylands. Giving the designer the excuse to go nazi [...]
A House is not a home…
Posted in worst advertising, worst furniture, worst graphic design, worst interior design, worst shop design, tagged tony sadler, worst furniture on October 29, 2008 | 64 Comments »
Mr_JC rightly asks why we haven’t featured Tony Sadler before. How worst is that guy? That voice that droned like a dying dog in Perth heads for how long? 35 years? “A house is not a home without Tony Sadler.” A phrase that is a mixture of menace and insanity.
Tony used to be teh man, [...]
Weekend Worstoff 20
Posted in weekend worstoff, worst animal, worst architecture, worst furniture, worst interior design, worst people, tagged araluen, cunt, curtin university, poodles, worst interior design on August 23, 2008 | 17 Comments »
Instead of international worsts, I thought I’d use this worstoff to try and clear just a few of the giant backlog of submissions. A couple of people have been after this lovely sticker. Fuck off we’re full. Finally captured by Chris.
and David Cohen caught this abomination at Araluen.
Cunt really has become the word of the [...]
Maylands Babylon
Posted in worst furniture, tagged maylands, worst spa on August 20, 2008 | 21 Comments »
Maelstrom
A celebrated whirlpool on the coast of Norway.
Also Fig. ; as, a maelstrom of vice.
One is and is not in the centre of the maelstrom of it all.
Harold Pinter
Capt. Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That’s how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That’s the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
Harry Callahan: [...]
There may be a flaming homosexual inside.
Posted in worst furniture, tagged flaming homosexual, flaming homosexual perth, highgate, worst furniture on August 1, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Well at least we know where the flaming falcon guy lives. Or is an outside wardrobe the hallmark of a front garden toilet kind of guy? The vicious dog warning is a nice touch. Highgate.
Test view this worst location on Google Street View
Computer Century
Posted in worst furniture, tagged chinese, lamp, worst furniture, worst lamp on May 22, 2008 | 22 Comments »
Tell me what you feel in your room when the full moon is shining in upon you and your lamp is dying out, and I will tell you how old you are, and I shall know if you are happy.
Henri Frederic Amiel (who was a professor of aesthetics and philosophy. Fortunately he died out 100 [...]
Bidet as it may…
Posted in worst furniture, tagged *Worst of china, bidets on March 13, 2008 | 21 Comments »
I know we Perth people are not particularly “bidet savvy”, hey, I don’t think we’ve even gotten the washing hands thing going yet, however what I now know about bidets is that you always check the hot tap settings BEFORE you use one. I believe it is traditional for travellers to turn off the cold [...]
Oh my achin’ back.
Posted in worst furniture, tagged worst chair, worst furniture on February 29, 2008 | 15 Comments »
I’ve never seen a chair that radiates discomfort as much as this one. What the…? This wagon wheel would have died a better death in a Maylands garden wall than in this abortion of a chair in Cannington.
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