Category Archives: worst food

Legacy

So this is second hand Norman sauce? Hasn’t been sold for at least a decade. Does this type of thing really go up in value over time?  And are the alpacas on stage every hour throwing a leg over and … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 190 Easter feature II

I have a soft spot for Easter (despite the anti-Semitism), as it’s when I got my TWOP start: good times. Last year I ranted about this disturbing product: this year it’s something to do with a Pommy dessert. Nothing much … Continue reading

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Berry good

A colleague enjoyed the conflation of berry content in today’s paper of record. “Were you affected by the 2008 Chinese milk scandal? Call in now!”

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Outrage Sunday 170 help yourself

Love is like chicen on a verge Don’t let it waste, so help yourself A three-course meal is there for you Help yourself, have a brew That’s what they want you to do. Don’t be hungry, defeatedly, Chiceny flavour can … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 152 food glorious food

This couple love their prawn crackers: listening to their repast on the way home was gruelling, and it seemed a little early for dinner. The bill of fare was fine, and the premises looked faultless – but what the dickens … Continue reading

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Employee Welfare

Bento goggles at Hungry Jacks rule about smoking in your own car in the drive through. Isn’t that like 90% of their clientele? Who doesn’t smoke in the HJ drive through? Even non smokers light up! I think they would … Continue reading

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Jazz Apples

“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh … Continue reading

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