Posted in worst advertising, worst food, worst graffiti, worst graphic design, worst interior design, worst restaurant design, worst sign, tagged cafe, chopstix, rotary dial phone, worst graffiti on July 2, 2008 | 28 Comments »
I’ve been waiting for this place in Inglewood to be converted into a vanished worst for a very long time. I originally chose it for that stupid Chineser font that gets used every time something Asian is advertised. Dial a chopstix? Ai Ya! But I really liked the old rotary dial phone graphic. A concept [...]
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Posted in worst advertising, worst food, tagged beer, soylent green, speights, tofu, worst advertising, worst beer speights, worst food, worst of new zealand on May 28, 2008 | 17 Comments »
SOAK: Sir! This beer has the taste of a kitchen sponge, the nutritional value of a lentil enema, the alcohol content of a fart in a bottle and the texture - er also very much like a kitchen sponge. I believe I may be at the wrong tasting, damn your bartending eyes!
BARMAN: No sir, I [...]
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Thank you for your coffee, seignor.
I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.
–Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa Lund) Casablanca
Do I have to create a new category of “worst rinsing of the coffee maker” in the office? I don’t want to point fingers, but Ljuke and Laser, J’ACCUSE!!! I’m dreading opening the toaster oven I can [...]
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Creamed Crab would seem so very wrong if it wasn’t brought to you by ABBA. Creamed Crab by Bucks Fizz just wouldn’t sound appetising. The serving sugestion is to squeeze it out like a pallid dog turd. Thanks to Ljuke for snapping this at IKEA. Do you have to reassemble the crab yourself at home?
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Posted in worst food, worst sign, tagged worst restaurant design, fremantle, 2001, leaking, prawn, malfunction, Prawn Gyoza, wardrobe malfunction, electrical malfunction, flood, 李白, li bai on April 17, 2008 | 15 Comments »
(HAL) “I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.”
(2001 A Space Odyssey)
From Mr XY, who is becoming a worst food specialist. Who could forget his eggs derelict? Unknown malfunction in a Fremantle Prawn Gyoza. Probably electrical - or wardrobe.
And for those that can [...]
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What I do for you guys. I just had to buy and scoff this bottle of wine just for its appalling graphic design. Firstly, we don’t have wolves in Margaret River. Secondly, the design gives the impression that the wine might rip open your esophagus on the way down. It wasn’t as bad as [...]
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Posted in worst food, worst sign on March 26, 2008 | 15 Comments »
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Very mysterious sign seen in East Perth.
Purists may feel that wine in a stick form could be the final straw, now that screw caps have replaced corks. However it would certainly be easier to consume while driving if [...]
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Rottobloggo’s David Cohen shops as Jesus carks, and the experience is as dismal as it deserved to be. A photo essay. You really should do Darfur or Tibet David. You remember the photograher who photograhed the starving child and the vultures? Reminds me of that.
DC says…
The Christian celebration of the Resurrection of Christ: Coles Midland [...]
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Is there a hidden meaning to this sign in Swanbourne? Is it a joke? Perhaps someone knows. I’ve heard of a pork sword, but a pork icecream cone? At least it’s organic I suppose.
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Is there ever, EVER such a thing as a free sausage? O Day 2008 Curtin University.
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