Category Archives: worst food

Jazz Apples

“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 144 Easter feature

Times are tough if JC is the drinks waiter. Guildford. This Alien Easter egg freaked me out. Does a bilby burst out of that? Midland Woolworths. Just what I’ve always wanted: a “faux moss bunny”. But remember, TWOPers: Easter is … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 128 The Red Hydrant Booster

so much depends upon a red hydrant booster glazed with harsh sun beside the registered lawn

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Outrage Sunday 127 Hearts of Palm

As I went down the supermarket aisle My spastic trolley gave me the shits. I glared at the ice-cream specials, and thought: ‘Shopping really is the pits. People are rude and thrust and grasp Special stuff with their sweaty mitts’. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 123 poor show

A very poor show indeed from youths in Peppermint Grove on Halloween when it came to egg selection. The list was eggscised from my final report, but as well as the Pioneer Farm cage eggs you see here, there were … Continue reading

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WLTD Animals

Bitter ,bitter taste. By BurgerD Laos.

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 108 made from local and imported ingredients

You know it: I’m your man for the Outrage Sunday! But Pete F is the man for this Subiaco scene. I’m not sure what the Actors Equity rules are for Australian TV made from local and imported ingredients. Perhaps if … Continue reading

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Mandurah fresh

Mandurah!?  Sure, and I’ll get my eggs from Darch, sourdough from Camillo, and wilted spinach from Jindalee while I’m at it. Even more astonishing than a piggery in Crabtown, is a bus, in Nedlands!  The communists have won.  There’ll be … Continue reading

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please sir can I have some more?

First they thought friands were OK instead of muffins. Then mini-burgers started appearing on menus. Now: mini-bangers and mash. Look at what Bento was served last night. Just look at it. Judging by the (unsucked) pen, the plate is about … Continue reading

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