Category Archives: worst food

Berry good

A colleague enjoyed the conflation of berry content in today’s paper of record. “Were you affected by the 2008 Chinese milk scandal? Call in now!”

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Outrage Sunday 170 help yourself

Love is like chicen on a verge Don’t let it waste, so help yourself A three-course meal is there for you Help yourself, have a brew That’s what they want you to do. Don’t be hungry, defeatedly, Chiceny flavour can … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 152 food glorious food

This couple love their prawn crackers: listening to their repast on the way home was gruelling, and it seemed a little early for dinner. The bill of fare was fine, and the premises looked faultless – but what the dickens … Continue reading

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Employee Welfare

Bento goggles at Hungry Jacks rule about smoking in your own car in the drive through. Isn’t that like 90% of their clientele? Who doesn’t smoke in the HJ drive through? Even non smokers light up! I think they would … Continue reading

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Jazz Apples

“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 144 Easter feature

Times are tough if JC is the drinks waiter. Guildford. This Alien Easter egg freaked me out. Does a bilby burst out of that? Midland Woolworths. Just what I’ve always wanted: a “faux moss bunny”. But remember, TWOPers: Easter is … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 128 The Red Hydrant Booster

so much depends upon a red hydrant booster glazed with harsh sun beside the registered lawn

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