Category Archives: worst fashion

Tim’s ShortS Story

Phwoar, me own bum bags. Might wear em to the Booker. He pulled them up and the fish seemed to dart and ripple around the twin coral bommies of his thighs. “All me fish. Herring, the shitfish,  those little dunnies … Continue reading

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Brownsville Vibrant

WGG notes that the Jetstar website hasn’t caught up with how Perth has totally envibranned in the last few years. Orbea has the evidence. True story.

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Free Hanky Panky

Hanky Panky is never free. By Cimbali.

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Boom Time Dreaming

Proof that the mining boom is over. Knock shop at 835 on the arrondissement seems to be gone. We’ve had six good years. And the hi vis Hard Yakka shop opposite Galleria is going out of business. – Where I … Continue reading

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Match and Sniff

Not even Fremantle. It’s Mt Lawley, right on the Arrondissement. You can buy them singly if you just want to sniff the pheromones and I have one mounted on the 10 speed as a bicycle seat, or as a pair.

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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