According to 6PR cockjock Howard “Good Riddance” Sattler, Perth pensioners are gnawing on dog bones in the dark these desperate days. If so, is it right that this tavern should have it’s heaters on with the doors wide open during this gas crisis? I have to say yes and YES. It’s like tapping your [...]
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I’m not really sure what to say. Inglewood.
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Been a lot of controversy about Bill Henson’s nude photographs of 13 year olds. Perhaps it would have been better if the kiddies had covered up with these t shirts - except that these shirts would probably be far too small for 13 year olds. And is that a Tom Selleck movie below? Surely it [...]
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“I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.”
Muhammad Ali
TWOP stalwart and notorious Rotto Bloggo heavy David “Fucking outrage” Cohen was having a break on Rottnest last week. In between rounds of mini-golf at the Brett Heady Family Fun Centre, he spent some time at the general store…
It was [...]
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[Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials.] I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time.
Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev
World Youth Day shirts now are now available in Target according to Cimbali. They’re not content to drag a corpse to Australia, (although having watched Border [...]
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Looks Asian. In the tradition of picks from the West personals, how about “Looks Asian”? This means what? All the efficiency of a German with the looks of an Japanese? Come to think of it…
The Worst of New Zealand. Weekend Worstoff gives me the perfect chance to show my best Worst of New Zealand [...]
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It’s the puffy shirt. Look at it, eh? Whatd’ya think? Is it cool or what?
(Kramer, Seinfeld)
I can understand seeing a V Capri poster on the throwout heap, or even a David Essex, but a poster promoting shirt wearing? Who in their right mind would throw this out? “Shirts… Dress for Success.” What’s missing is [...]
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Posted in worst fashion, tagged worst fashion on April 11, 2008 | 15 Comments »
After some thought and suggestions, I’m going to change Friday Worstorama to Weekend Worstoff, with enough local and world worsts to last the weekend, so expect that tomorrow. Today feast your eyes on this cowskin bag in a shop in Subiaco. Have a look and see what part of the cow you think has been [...]
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James rightly points out that it needs to be made clear that the man arrested for frightening children by feeding pigeons while wearing a g string backwards is from Perth SCOTLAND, not Perth Western Australia.
I must say I have some sympathy for this fellow. There are no instructions with thongs, and many people are used [...]
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Another typically surreal offering from Mr XY. This stopped me in my tracks. Why would someone wear a helmet while driving a Diahatsu Charade? And then I thought, “Why wouldn’t you wear one?” Ah, heading to Fremantle - There’s your problem. A lot of [...]
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