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Outrage Sunday 34 kiss the sky

rottobloggo — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:01:21 +0000

Almost didn’t make it: nearly cut my throat trying to get the fucking salad done for lunch. Perhaps in 2012 TLA can add Jamie Oliver to his list of Irrational Hatreds.

Love on the tracks? Ain’t no surprise. Buy me a ticket, and I’ll tell you you are a flower.

Either Tim Winton told Luc Longley to throw away his shoes, or a fisherman’s wife is barefoot in North Fremantle.

Remember that patsy Orbea saying in September there wasn’t a CHOGM tie? What a rube. The CHOGM tie maketh the man. I will scorn and mock Orbea as I sit with my blonde trophy wife at my glorious table that groaneth with sweetmeats and Moet and that fucking beetroot and feta salad.

Happy Hanukkah goyische!

Mandelbrot Antlers

The Lazy Aussie — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:01:06 +0000

Meta (or possibly recursive) antlers by Lani for your Christmas day pleasure. Worst well.

There’s still time…

The Lazy Aussie — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:01:23 +0000

…for one of these to find its way to Santa’s sack. By Orbea.

Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

rottobloggo — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 16:01:16 +0000

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors.

Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite Mercy Hospital, anyway.

Krazy Kym has been dropping hints all week about with what she wants me to stuff her stockings, but I got the message loud and clear these Linneys creations are not required.

I am baffled. Armageddon happened on Wednesday and I missed it.

Stop the shuttlecock-bashing, skull-worshipping, Santa-pantsing, end-of-the-world madness. Just stop it.

The Long Arm of Christmas

The Lazy Aussie — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 16:01:29 +0000

By Hokusan. One only!? I wanted a pair, mounted. Or at least holding hands. Merry Christmas TWOP fans.

Hair of The Dog

The Lazy Aussie — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 03:07:01 +0000

Bento calls bullshit, (or perhaps good riddance,) on Bubby J’s hair. Could he possibly have been so hairy at birth. Despite its luxuriance, there seems to be hints at thinning on top. Anyway, happy Christmas Eve if this post works.

My Aching Christmas Crack

The Lazy Aussie — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:00:58 +0000

Rongly saw this disturbing reindeer tableau in Woodlands. Nice that it combines it with another worst, Cocos Palms. Very strange.

Weekend Worstoff 88

The Lazy Aussie — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:35:48 +0000

WAtching thinks this sign is one metrosexual over the line.

WAtching thinks lunchbar signs should be more like this.

And speking of the Teh sexualis metrocentrus , here’s a nice EBAY offering from David which includes comments from Rockingham. Real Man’s BBQ – Not for metrosexuals or latte drinkers.
And Chris and Anna send this Edgewater Xmas display.

Worst well this weekend.

Xmas be done

The Lazy Aussie — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:01:50 +0000

Christmas, like facebook is over. Kensington.