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Goshen, Orange County NY

More internationalising of worsts. Another from Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten. For those still wondering, the whole world is regarded as the outer environs of Perth. BSWAM says… We’re off to Goshen, NY, land of horse races and gin-soaked sadness, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 21 bon appétit

What sort of pervert eats the peas and leaves the corn? Claremont. You know we’re still booming when Midland fatties are tossing aside their nibbled doughnuts. And this retail insanity: where to start? One you’re past the quotation marks and … Continue reading

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outrage sunday III

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a … Continue reading

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Templar Dawn

We’re back in Freo and back with cars – but blame Jimmy, not me. J says this is “a clear worst” and was seen out the back of the Woolies car park off Adelaide Street. “Not a dawn I’d like … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 76

Was another huge week for TWOP. Big comments, big numbers, big opinions. Would be nice to be a fly on the wall (if they still have flies) when historians access the National/state library archives of TWOP in the centuries to … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 30

I’ll be in Bunbury for some of today, so I’m packing an extra 8gig hi speed card for the camera, because, well it’s Bunbury. Liam sends an amazing link from Realestate website of what at first looks like a dull … Continue reading

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Teotihuacan

Remember the lizard cunnilingus sign at Rainbow Lodge? Look at the mound in the background. It looks remarkably like the Neo Aztec pyramid being constructed by the Bayswater Bassendean(?) Council on Collier Rd. Seems to be part of a business … Continue reading

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Night Parking

Remember when you gave your parking money to a human and not a machine? No matter how tired and surly this fellow might have been, he’d still be better than all the parking machines at Perth Airport put together. I … Continue reading

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