Category Archives: worst car

And Save Ubuntu

Posted on February 9, 2012 by

V was simply going to add to the stock of dumbarse handpainted cars, seen this time in Bronte Sydney, (not a million miles away from heeled green dogshit penis man in Waverley), but imagine his chagrin when he noticed the John Hughes … Continue reading →

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Taa Taa for Now

Posted on February 8, 2012 by

Lurker Peter f (no relation) has been hunting Ahab style for this apparently hand decorated tiger car for some time. So now he has it, so does the future. Say hello to Mainy.

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2dorhor

Posted on February 6, 2012 by

The hor is for sale apparently, but it wasn’t a good advertisement that the dudes couldn’t get it started for several hours. Insert own hor jokes. “She wouldn’t turn over, – even for money”… Now I was literally born a Valiant man, … Continue reading →

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Kokoda Korn

Posted on February 1, 2012 by

You may actually be able to hear Jaidyn Jaxxon’s lip curl as he takes this shot. Nice inclusion of traditional worsts, Beds Plus, blue personalised plates and Cocos palms. Kokoda spirit? Did they mean Kakadu spirit?

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Posted on January 22, 2012 by

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading →

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Two Jockeys

Posted on January 19, 2012 by

Clem P saw Knob Jockey in Basso, and Pete F Saw the rurotard inseminator 09 wagon  at of all places, the Royal Freshwater Bay Yacht  Club, which is in Peppermint Grove I think. And also full of knob jockeys.

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The Life Journalistic

Posted on January 16, 2012 by

“Now that I have a sheep, a cow, and a Sigma, everyone bids me, “GOOD DAY SIR!”” Benjamin Franklin  Will the “new journalism” relegate the Sigma – once as vital a part of a journalist’s armoury as a belt made of … Continue reading →

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Snoop Ute

Posted on December 23, 2011 by

Joel,  doesn’t believe “Snoop would be caught dead in a car with wack rims like that.” East Perth. It’s like he’s Snooping all over Tupac’s grave with that motherfucker. I think Snoop’s coming to Perth isn’t he. Not if he sees … Continue reading →

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The metacars that ate Cannington

Posted on December 5, 2011 by

Decorating you car with a picture of itself is a bit like getting a tattoo of yourself on your backside. Not cool.I tried to find out what Derrida and Lacan had to say on meta texts, but although extensively commenting, … Continue reading →

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Honour The Flat Cat

Posted on November 23, 2011 by

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading →

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