Category Archives: worst advertising

Year Zero

Daniel B takes us back to a simpler time, before vibrancy, when Michael Jordan could still sell colons. I don’t remember Rumba Bar. I found a dead link which claimed that wet pussies were only $6 and mojitos $8. This … Continue reading

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An 8 hour douche

I came for the douche. I stayed for the 8 heures.

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Jurasic Park-ish

This just in. Will they be more popular than teh T-Rex? Also: “The now extinct Josephoartegasia monesi was a type of rodent that weighed over a ton and was larger than a bull. Its modern-day relative, the capybara, is the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 130 sorry for your inconvinience

I have renamed Belmont as New Canaan, as it is a land that flows with milk and honey. Or it was on Thursday morning. There wasn’t any honey. Behold the burning bush in the background, near the Super (N)IGA sign. … Continue reading

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Cumfy

Shop soiled b Gina C.

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Outrage Sunday 129 triumpant

At first I wondered if it was a Howard Sattler biopic. Now I’m thinking it’s a nautical version of Cast Away. Will Bobby be as triumpant in his new venture as he was in All The President’s Men? Now that … Continue reading

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Tim Tardis

Will this be the year the Man Booker judges call? Seen by Bento in Bayswater.

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The whole dog

Lost an entire dog? Now that’s careless? Blue collar? Probably flown to Telfer for two weeks on one week off. By Daniel B.

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hot in bed

Aren’t we all? Guildford Road Bayswater.

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Outrage Sunday 122 this is not news

I’m pleased to report the wonderful world of newspapers has turned the corner! “Readership declines less” is this take on the latest circulation figures (The West lost only 0.8 per cent). I trust this will help put an end to … Continue reading

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