Category Archives: worst advertising

Yagan Square’s hips and hoons

Yagan Square isn’t even built but already drunken louts are on the roof of the artist impression. No doubt taunting some anodyne piece of sculpture. And the future hips are apparently going to be wide and strong enough to birth … Continue reading

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Millions expected

I hope TWOPers noted the perfect news judgement in yesterday’s local paper of record. A one-legged model equals a three-legged Rolf. Throngs in a major advertiser’ shops is just as newsworthy as a local in far-away trouble. Advertorial? Nonsense. Myer … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 146 civil disobedience II

Cottesloe. I swear I’m not making these up! The passive-aggresive lamination was strong in this one. I’ve also included Greg Hoey‘s latest advertising campaign, at the Eric Street shops. I’m not familiar with AWAKE: I look forward to skink paying … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 144 Easter feature

Times are tough if JC is the drinks waiter. Guildford. This Alien Easter egg freaked me out. Does a bilby burst out of that? Midland Woolworths. Just what I’ve always wanted: a “faux moss bunny”. But remember, TWOPers: Easter is … Continue reading

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Year Zero

Daniel B takes us back to a simpler time, before vibrancy, when Michael Jordan could still sell colons. I don’t remember Rumba Bar. I found a dead link which claimed that wet pussies were only $6 and mojitos $8. This … Continue reading

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An 8 hour douche

I came for the douche. I stayed for the 8 heures.

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Jurasic Park-ish

This just in. Will they be more popular than teh T-Rex? Also: “The now extinct Josephoartegasia monesi was a type of rodent that weighed over a ton and was larger than a bull. Its modern-day relative, the capybara, is the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 130 sorry for your inconvinience

I have renamed Belmont as New Canaan, as it is a land that flows with milk and honey. Or it was on Thursday morning. There wasn’t any honey. Behold the burning bush in the background, near the Super (N)IGA sign. … Continue reading

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Cumfy

Shop soiled b Gina C.

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Outrage Sunday 129 triumpant

At first I wondered if it was a Howard Sattler biopic. Now I’m thinking it’s a nautical version of Cast Away. Will Bobby be as triumpant in his new venture as he was in All The President’s Men? Now that … Continue reading

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