Category Archives: worst advertising

Outrage Sunday 171 guardian of the Wembley dark

Bangalla Court, on Cambridge Street. Those rims were made from the nails that hung Jesus to the cross. Can you see Fraka, the trained falcon? I apologise for the lack of relentless blue sky. Another chicen outrage. False advertising: it … Continue reading

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jubilee twist

Diamond? Golden? It’s Krazy Kym’s 12th wedding anniversary next month, so the pressure is on. The Hallmark people say traditional gifts are silk or linen, while modern gifts are pearls. Yikes! They both sound at least $20,000.

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Outrage Sunday 160 torture

Is this stupidest question you’ve ever heard? They say the poor bloke they’re trying to help had electrodes attached to his nurries. Is this the sort of ice-breaker they use around the Amnesty water-cooler? “Is waterboarding worse with Perrier?” Speaking … Continue reading

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Bring on the whooping cough

Non immunisers are serious knobheads. But I almost turned to their boneheaded cause after Matt sent in these excruciatingly repulsive ads he saw in the Fremantle library. Puke. Can “I’m a Kalamunda Town planner but I still immunise.” Be far … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 159 desperate marketing

One always enjoys the Desperate Marketing column in Private Eye. There’s a bit of it about: how about this HBF ad in yesterday’s Worst for jumping on the caboose? Outrage HQ’s rates notice from Swan council is in. Are there … Continue reading

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Fuck off it’s Winter

Kalamunda has retained its elderly zombie bogan vibe over the years, when you might have expected it to have become kind of artistic rustic. Quinoa has come late to this part of the world – although I have noticed The … Continue reading

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Yagan Square’s hips and hoons

Yagan Square isn’t even built but already drunken louts are on the roof of the artist impression. No doubt taunting some anodyne piece of sculpture. And the future hips are apparently going to be wide and strong enough to birth … Continue reading

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