Category Archives: worst advertising

Ashes to ashes

Posted on June 20, 2013 by

Isn’t it always the way?  You wait 6 years for a flaming bumhole, and then two come along at once. Now, I’m sure the good people at Just Cremations have done their research.  But  … I don’t know, maybe it’s … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 102 sexy stilettos

Posted on May 26, 2013 by

Z-Frappe was entranced at this, at the intersection of Scarborough Beach Road and Loftus Street in North Perth. And there is much with which to be entranced. Perhaps the ‘Our Nikki” PhotoShopper is responsible? I note they use the word … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 101 smudging of energies

Posted on May 19, 2013 by

I’m trying to get some Bethany time again, but so far no “joy” with this Swan Valley specimen. I suspect her energies are unsmudged.Far be it from me to unsmudge TLA’s energies, but I fear he will be enrages by … Continue reading →

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Rota Rooter

Posted on May 10, 2013 by

Rotary Bowelscan kit? Some kind of anal whippersnipper with a petrol generator is brought to mind. Oh you mean Rotary Club?

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Outrage Sunday 97 Kewdale burial

Posted on April 21, 2013 by

Brittle and broken to the Highway of Leach The pallets of dead chicens come; At night they squawk and shine above the chunder, But morning sees them struck dumb. After the night-clubbing custom of the drive-thru A team member, going … Continue reading →

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Slut safe

Posted on March 19, 2013 by

Welcome return from Jaidyn-Jaxxon. Drink safe, or the strap starts to slide off the shoulder…and before you know it, you’re drinking fucking Carlton and jacking corflute. Widgiemooltha Tavern.

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Outrage Sunday 90

Posted on March 3, 2013 by

More apologies for an OS lite. This week’s excuse: IT on the blink. This Echo stand delighted me. Unnecessary quotation marks and redundant language. As I rushed to the scene of the crime I was hoping they had got independent … Continue reading →

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Special People

Posted on November 30, 2012 by

Jaidyn-Jaxxon bought a scanner specifically to scan this 2009 police recruit brochure.

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Cott droop

Posted on November 7, 2012 by

“By my prescience I find my zenith doth depend upon a most auspicious star, whose influence if now I court not, but omit, my fortunes will ever after droop.” William Shakespeare, The Tempest. My sensibilities were shipwrecked by these scenes … Continue reading →

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Done right

Posted on October 22, 2012 by

Several people have sent me this. Probaby more than five - NF#1 being the first. I have to admit the main reason I hadn’t run it was because it was so terrifying. I can’t work out if it’s a piece of … Continue reading →

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