Category Archives: Uncatetorisable worsts

Royal baby scoop!

“Her voice is gently complimented by a carefully considered orchestration, with acoustic guitar, piano, flute and warm strings, creating an atmosphere of peace and tranquility…” Free and flattering tranquility is what we need after the epic news of the Royal … Continue reading

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White with one

Just ponder this for a minute, while you sip your latte. Fremantle.  By BF.

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Burswood glamour

It was established some time ago that some forms of expression are what my Communication and Culture 102 lecturer referred to as ‘historically and culturally specific’. Let’s add extreme sitting to that list, shall we? First, we have New York … Continue reading

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Smells like teen spirit

Regime change is commonly followed by a good dose of nepotism – 8 out of 10 former Local Government CEOs agree.  And I am a traditionalist, if also a metrocentric twat (TM).  So, let’s open the account with a marvellous … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 87 green kordial

Krazy Kym saw a new line in Linda McCartney pies last night. They made me uncomfortable. Could you eat a dead woman’s pies? I’ve never been able to buy Paul Newman’s sauce since he carked it. Simon Johnson is still … Continue reading

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aggressive crabs

Media mayhem moments this morning. A colleague noted this report about crabs at Mosman Park: alas, it was in an eastern suburbs paper (called the Eastern Suburbs Reporter). The sub-heading is intriguing. Does CA stand for Crabs Aggressive? “I should … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 65 On First Looking into Beechboro’s Homer

Much have I driven in Beechboro streets, And many worstly prams and specials seen; Round many Cocos’d gardens have I been ‘Fore ending it all in a Maccas seat. But one registered lawn I had been told That no-browed Homer … Continue reading

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Bento goes dental

If anyone had ever asked me, I’m sure I would’ve made some sneering joke about Kelmscottian dentistry being performed in the back of someone’s garage.  Turns out, I would have been right.  Go figure. Kelmscott.  By me.  

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WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

And so finally I get my hands on the keys to the editorial Scorpion.  This week promises to bring at least 60% more sneering; however, as is customary during TLA’s absences, the sneering will be interspersed with ridicule of the … Continue reading

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Nanna and the funnymen

Hard to hear TLA and the others last Friday over the cries of the raucous massed throng. Who is going to get the She-Ra Vibemaster General gig? Outstanding photo by Brooke Bannister of the ABC.

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