Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Performance

If you are reading this, theDog Rock Motel internet is crap. Saying that, Wot Fuck? I Assume willies pop out between the minarets during the performance?

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Detention

New Beverley Detention Centre. Lots of Asians. Even a couple of Egyptians. Do we still imprison them?

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Jazz Apples

“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 144 Easter feature

Times are tough if JC is the drinks waiter. Guildford. This Alien Easter egg freaked me out. Does a bilby burst out of that? Midland Woolworths. Just what I’ve always wanted: a “faux moss bunny”. But remember, TWOPers: Easter is … Continue reading

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Biggles

Teh West’s Inside Cover was salient and supportive today. The paper of record’s columnist was nice about students at ECU Daily and said they needed just one more thing to be “real players” (as opposed to false ones): an interview … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 143 strictly no farting

The terrorists have won. Opposite the Art Gallery.

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Irrational Hatred #8: PROSH

Bento (aka Sir Bufton Tufton) says: “Why is it that just seeing uni students having fun and raising money for charity fills me with rage? I was muttering to myself at the traffic lights this morning, just because a cheerful, … Continue reading

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He means a strapon

Right? If you lose the strap, you’ve got a hold on. By James N. Bayswater.

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Outrage Sunday wrong side of the tracks

Michael Schumacher is being kept alive by a machine so Barack Obama can attend his funeral. That was one of the things I learned when TLA and Bento joined me on a two-pub crawl in Maylands. First to the crack … Continue reading

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High Bore Drifter

Just how do they get that bore water so high? Are there registered lawns in the sky? A classic if baffling Perth scene.

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