Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Outrage Overseas Brighton filth

Posted on June 19, 2013 by

Mayor Jason Kitcat has a lot on his plate – and in his streets. Revolting bin men (and women) mean rubbish is lapping at the shores of the sea. The stench is delightful! The seagulls here are as big as … Continue reading →

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Outrage Overseas knocked down

Posted on June 17, 2013 by

Blackfriars Road. They have some nice glasshouses, though: the Express building on Fleet Street.

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it’s been trying to und all day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by

I blame the silent death-from-the-sky that is the CHEMTRAILS. Everything is uncertain these days – including TWOP with Major Rainmaker Bento at the wheel. Yes, you heard me right. I’m getting out of town.

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Craven A

Posted on June 11, 2013 by

So your fixins fell overboard while you were riding your fixie? Serves you right. And shouldn’t it be Rizla? Are you hipstering on the cheap? I bet your fixie has a brake too.  You be cravin’ ay?

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Outrage Sunday 104 justify

Posted on June 9, 2013 by

First, I checked into the wrong place on Teh Facetube. Then I got busted using the women’s loo. Then someone asked me to suck their cock for $50. Finally I was called a white invading cunt for not providing a … Continue reading →

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please sir can I have some more?

Posted on June 7, 2013 by

First they thought friands were OK instead of muffins. Then mini-burgers started appearing on menus. Now: mini-bangers and mash. Look at what Bento was served last night. Just look at it. Judging by the (unsucked) pen, the plate is about … Continue reading →

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starving child

Posted on June 6, 2013 by

It would have had to be peckish to hoover up a Dyson, right? But my astonishment at this headline on page 5 of Teh West today evaporated when I read the very serious and troubling report. How soon before Rainmaker … Continue reading →

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you can with a Canon

Posted on June 4, 2013 by

Our favourite balcony-dweller Bento popped up this morning to share his bafflement at the photo on this PerthNow report. “What’s with the weird choice of stock photo? Do they really think he was a 185cm Asian man with a DSLR?” … Continue reading →

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3000 years of vibrancy

Posted on June 3, 2013 by

Ozi Inn versus ancient Egypt (on show at the museum.) I guess 3000 years of boozie development has seen slightly more inflation. I guess that’s progress. You can’t say pharaoh than that.

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Outrage Sunday 103 welcome home comrade

Posted on June 2, 2013 by

You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off … Continue reading →

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