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  2. bill says:

    It would be good to have a search function.

    I was looking for a ghastly house at Chidlow to see if you a had picture of the wild boars at the gate but I gave up. No idea how to find it.

    Bill

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  3. Dave says:

    Yo, LazyAussie, what’s your usage policy? Can people use images from your site with appropriate linkage/reference?

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  4. Fook You says:

    Lazy boy is an elitist wanker. He needs to get a life and a new career (if you can call what purports to be!)

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  5. Marcia Devenney says:

    On another note, how about the Worst Australian probe-o-meter… this is a fave saddo pastime while imbibing overpriced SSB, counting how many ‘probes’ those poor excuses for copywriters can cram into their crappy straplines…

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  6. chris griffiths says:

    to me, the best thing about Perth is the overwhelming joy you experience when leaving the place.

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  7. Uncle Pete says:

    If you would like to see the cat lady circus that’s on right now, come straight away to 143 Sixth Avenue, Inglewood 6052. They are tearing down the trees in her yard and everyone’s here: police, news teams, council, photographers, reporters , even Peter Harvey is here, and more. It’s fun. See you there !

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  8. Uncle Pete says:

    Yeah . The cops look really bored, as though they are just itchin to taser someone.

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  9. Uncle Pete says:

    Yes Wombat, the exact same one. The cat lady’s name is Tatiana and her mum is Ursula.

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  10. Uncle Pete says:

    Yeah Lazy. It’s the same kooky cabin as you say. But the kooky cabin probably won’t be here by the end of the day. Hurry before it leaves. It is still not known what the kooky cabin is used for, though. I suspect it is a smoke screen.

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  11. Uncle Pete says:

    Hey lazy. Your repertoire is really coming together.

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  12. Uncle Pete says:

    The cat lady will be back. She wont go without a fight. Will today be the final stand?

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  13. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I humbly suggest that TWOP takes on a second moderator. I miss the back-and-forth of the pre-slander days.

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  14. Rhu says:

    http://www.realestate.com.au/106620579

    When I was a kid, this was a Freecorns (does anyone remember Freecorns?) It had a combined newsagency/grocery/butchery/GREAT selection of lollies. On Saturdays I’d walk, armed with my pocket money, from London Street to Charles Street and buy my dose of Archie comics, or in later years, MAD magazines and little white bag of mixed lollies (always with Sherbies and milk bottles) and walk home with my nose in the comic stuffing my face.

    Sad to see it looking like this.

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  15. Rhu says:

    I remember Bairds.

    I also remember the Charlie Carters down at Dog Swamp and the browm paper bags with the purple parttern on them. What’s where that Charlie Carter’s used to be, now, I wonder?

    Thanks for the links, Snuff. Great stuff.

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  16. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I’m more a Chris Ilsley man myself, Snuff.

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  17. Rosy says:

    Worse real estate agent would have to be xxx xxxxxxxx from xxxxx xxx xxx.
    It has stunned us, our broker and settlement agent how lazy and incompetant he is.
    It’s been one thing after the other, (wrong name written on contract which was hand written as he ran out, refusal to amend contract saying get settlement agent to do it). If ever there was an agent that doesn’t care about the deal except for his bottom line, it’s xxxxxxx. And he’s so obvious about it.
    Now he’s ‘forgotten’ our final inspection.
    Pity the poor vendor too. X was so eager to ‘slay them at the sales meeting tomorrow’ (we’re still reeling from that comment) that he didn’t give anyone an opportunity to re-present an offer, thereby potentially losing the vendor thousands.
    He also slagged off his p.a. and office staff at various times.
    Not a very professional boy.

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    • rolly says:

      One in a million.
      There are exceptions, of course, but it seems that sales figures are more important than the function itself: Always have been and always will be for the individual for whom fame (or infamy) is the governing criterium.

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  18. Michael O'Connnor says:

    Jesus wept! (profusely) The picture will follow, I know you have a backlog as I am only up to weekend worstoff 22. I do not know where to start the superlatives. On your stats I am a lazy pom but put that down to slow2 mobile, I would have done what the bali guy did and downloaded the lot in one hit but not possible. (telstra anyone) anyway thank you.

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    • Natalia Fan #1 says:

      Hey Mike – like others, I suspect, I find your bleating mildly confusing. As a relative newfag here, I can recommend simply wading into the pool.

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  19. Hey Andrew

    I’ve just added you into our new directory. keep up the good work.. or would I say, worst work. anyhow… keep it up.

    http://perthlisting.com.au/detail/the-worst-of-perth-19.html

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  20. vagan says:

    you guys do like to get your teeth into a good pun.

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  21. James M says:

    The worst suburb in perth is Dianella where i live because everyone who is there or most people are bogens all the kids are really mean and do knock run’s and there is tones of people on drugs.

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  22. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I am a proud long-time Dianella resident who has never encountered any of the problems you mention, James M.

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  23. Shazz says:

    whos been to wellington dam?

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  24. bretto says:

    Be very carefull about what u say about the book u sound
    Like a top of the range fuckwit,

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  25. orbea says:

    Is Bretto the pimp for the Lot Lizards?

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    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      Bretto, , is available for speaking engagements , and apparently, a bit of Danny Green action. Can disengage your frontal cortex with one glancing blow.

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  26. Ljuke says:

    Breaking news: Russell Crowe to star in film adaptation of Dirt Music.

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  27. Frank Calabrese says:

    LA, I note that your name may be on the following list of media retrobates :-)

    http://watvhistory.com/reunion/NEW-Roll-Call.htm

    MacDonald, Andrew

    Say your video skills extended to working with one T Johnstone ??? :-)

    :-)

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  28. vanessa says:

    someone should address the Western Suburbs. The nerve centre of the Cashed Up Bogan phenomena.

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  29. oyster says:

    Curious as to how I can get in contact with ‘The Lazy Aussie’?

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  30. You'rea Cunt says:

    Just wondering mate, if you think Perth is so shit, why do you still live here?
    I think Perth’s pretty boring, and really just a joke. The people, activities, tourism and the culture are all shit. But I don’t fucking whinge about it on a blog that really isn’t funny. And if you have good friends you dont need any of the other shit to have a good time.
    Now that I think about it, why the fuck would you even write a blog? Get out of your house and get a fucking life, and maybe you will enjoy Perth a bit more.
    If you think it’s shit get the fuck out, like I am in 2 weeks, instead of complaining on the internet.
    Fuck you

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  31. David Cohen says:

    Good freind’s, good time’s – thats whats its all about!

    Does The Lazy Aussie even have a “house’??

    Mate?

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  32. Geoff Vivian says:

    I was trying to explain the correct meaning of the word “vibrancy” to a fairly new Broome resident, and wanted to send him a link to an appropriate part of TWOP.

    Looking around for one of your excellent pieces on the subject I could not find one – can you publish a link here please?

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  33. GWS says:

    Fuck, LA, sure WOPers would pay a thousand just to see the photo.

    Meanwhile, Gympie Pines golf course owner Mike Towler is offering $1000 reward to anyone who can help catch the person who carved the outline of a huge penis into one of the course’s greens while others battled the flood disaster elsewhere.
    “People’s emotions are bound to be pretty raw at the moment and to do this sort of damage to people is absolutely woeful,” he told The Gympie Times.

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  34. The Legend 101 says:

    Who’s email is that?

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  35. BrownBook says:

    Is commenting borked today? I want to talk about Darch.

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  36. The Legend 101 says:

    What part of dianella do you live in Natalia Fan 1 and have you been her for long?.

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  37. anchanzyne says:

    Help. I just want to send some pics but how?

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  38. SUZIE says:

    you shouldnt be able to put up personal details like number plates

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  39. Chris says:

    Why the hell do i have to look at Rob Broadfields fat ugly sweede everytime i turn a page in the West. He has some form of social commentary on every possible subject going on every second page. Until he came to prominance you just know he sat at home eating Macdonalds being an ordinary journalist reading his thesaurus looking for words that no-one gives a fuck about to describe a plate of food.

    Get off our pages and give us something decent to read about.

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  40. Danny says:

    Hi TWOP

    I’d like to know if one of your users online could take a photo of the redlight-speedcamera on hepburn ave and marmion ave what someones down is moved the flash so it faces the camera and looks like they’ve spray painted the camera lens

    Regards
    Daniel

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  41. Fredrickson says:

    I’ll put that pic link up as a post tomorrow. Thx fredrickson.

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  42. The Legend 101 says:

    Your Sprung Orbea now that i got this.

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  43. JaneZ says:

    Wired again.

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  44. rebalehan says:

    gaint looser

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  45. John Howard says:

    You have the upper hand on your website…you make ignorant and ill informed statements about me in particular…a manatee? I’m not even a vegetarian let alone a cow…you hide behind your website untouchable invisible gutless cowardly meet me in the flesh do you dare? John Howard…
    you have my email although of course I don’t have yours…the ball is in your court…I imagine you will not have the courage to talk with me face to face…prove me wrong

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    • You do have my email.
      You’ve just been caught up in a Wintoning that’s all. Everything about the play except the actual play was fine.
      In my predictions I had Geoff playing the manatee, (Tim is rumoured to be starting a Dugong sanctuary in Hyde Park) “I’m assuming Geoff plays Col, the sexually promiscuous old dugong, caught suddenly in the mill-race of the Leeuwin Current, swept out of the blood warm waters of Shark Bay, and tossed up barely half alive in the oily waters of a Fremantle Marina, brought back to life by a mouth to mouth session administered by the local priest half maggoted on altar wine, who afterwards vomits one of those overcheesed Little Creatures pizzas through his nose, while boatloads of tight crotched Italians shake their fists – their fleet sadly and forever unblessed?

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  46. Lionel says:

    I just recently came across the Western Australian Revolutionary Party (WARP). Has anybody heard of it? Sounds like a bit of fun.

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  47. why cant abortionists be charged for crimes against humanity? why cant politiciansxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
    Yes, yes, and why do birds suddenly appear. Why can’t Christians be charged for their endless crimes against humanity? Take this somewhere else Abs.

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  48. cottcoast says:

    oooooh! Cott’s having its street festival today, their Big Day Out to Beaufort’s Glastonbury. I will keep my worsting hat on as I peruse the streets, sorry, street.

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  49. You guys all suck balls, elephant balls, Dogs balls. I’ve sent heaps of really good photos of funny shit that we’ve noticed and you’ve never posted them up, For i.e the speed camera that was laying on the ground. balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

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  50. Mr Perthect says:

    WTH…..Mr Perthect is now with you children. Everythings gonna be okay.

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  51. Emmjay says:

    Hey Laze, I ran into you over at the latest WordPress fuck up. Your blog is a total riot. Drop into our pub http://www.pigsarms.com.au

    Laugh ? I nearly shat !

    Is it OK to steal some of your best (with attribution of course) the large penis collider photo is going to give one of our regulars (Little Hadron) a heart attack !

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  52. Anonymous says:

    The registered lawn in Claverton Street is an impossibly long corner verge constantly being assaulted by cars parking off the street. Watering twice a week is totally inadequate to maintain its health. Anyway it is now lined with native plants and the sign has gone. Posting photos without indicating any background information is not only an intrusion on privacy, inviting nasty mindless comments but shows this site to be manned by a bunch of smug self-righteous smart -arses. Glad I got that off my chest.

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  53. Vic Listners says:

    Hey, U BumDick faces – get a life and make this shiteba work in Melbourne also. Just like bloody India nothing works. At lease leave that attitude behind.

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  54. Leon says:

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  55. john mariotti says:

    hi all just let you know that i remember “pizza showtime theatre restuarant” as i worked there from the time it opened till i was dismissed about a year before it closed down…wow what a mad house it was…lol cheers JohnM

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  56. Anonymous says:

    i reckon the worst of perth, and laziest, is you lot who cant be bothered to look for a comparative word for your foul language !

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  57. vegan says:

    ah, but we know how to use punctuation!

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  58. BrianT says:

    In passing I noticed one of your reported tweets “Cyclones to be named after pedophiles – BOM. “There’s no sense of urgency with Cyclone Lisa, but if Cylone Dolly Dunn was lurking off the coast”.
    Couldn’t help but add ‘or Cyclone Father John”.

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  59. Angry Fred says:

    Bogans with Wings. Have overweight bogans in motorised paragliders regularly flying over my house at Iluka and checking out the misses as she sunbakes.
    Anyone have detailed plans for a powerful orange gun? I need the oranges to reach at least 500ft AGL

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  60. Vortex says:

    I have a feeling the guy behind this Facebook page should definitely move to Perth. If he did, the WoP cannon fodder would be never ending – Pure Gold!! https://www.facebook.com/cocksonlocalpapers

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  61. Anonymous says:

    Wtf im stoned and your giving me some cryptic shit???? What the hell’s wrong with you??? !! You can come fuck me but you can’t text me?
    Can you read this ?

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  62. chris says:

    How dirty is your Supermarket:
    Been into the local Xxxxxxxxx in Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, dirty littered aisle, meat storage dirty, not been cleaned, bacteria testing from hygiene environment officer would be good.

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    • Bento says:

      This reminds me. On Sunday at Galleria, someone did a poo on the floor outside Miss Mauds. I didn’t see it being deposited, but I did see the aftermath – quite large, and distributed over a fairly wide area on the bottom of at least one shoe. Lets see Coventry Market top that.

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      • Rolly says:

        “Shit”! he said.
        “Right first time!” said I.

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      • Lass says:

        I can top that sadly I own a $26 Nokia drug burner phone that has lasted 4 yrs after several water related incidents with expensive phones… by the by anyway… I wished I had a phone that had a camera (not for the subject matter) but for the relevance to the vibrancy of perth when after parking i had to walk past a recently deposited shit and a lacy pair of knickers. Which did not appear to be marked by the shit so I don’t understand why leaving of said knickers was necessary to incresase the vibrancy of our fair city. Please explain. (Fushchups for our nz friends)

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  63. Anonymous says:

    Would you be able to feature theworstofperth.com on your shitty blog please?

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  64. anthea says:

    this site is despicable!!! when all you see is the ugly you will never understand beauty. Talk about ugly offences, one of the worst in this world is people perpetuating shit!

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