Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Overseas knocked down

Posted on June 17, 2013

Blackfriars Road. They have some nice glasshouses, though: the Express building on Fleet Street.

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it’s been trying to und all day

Posted on June 14, 2013

I blame the silent death-from-the-sky that is the CHEMTRAILS. Everything is uncertain these days – including TWOP with Major Rainmaker Bento at the wheel. Yes, you heard me right. I’m getting out of town.

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Outrage Sunday 104 justify

Posted on June 9, 2013

First, I checked into the wrong place on Teh Facetube. Then I got busted using the women’s loo. Then someone asked me to suck their cock for $50. Finally I was called a white invading cunt for not providing a … Continue reading →

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please sir can I have some more?

Posted on June 7, 2013

First they thought friands were OK instead of muffins. Then mini-burgers started appearing on menus. Now: mini-bangers and mash. Look at what Bento was served last night. Just look at it. Judging by the (unsucked) pen, the plate is about … Continue reading →

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starving child

Posted on June 6, 2013

It would have had to be peckish to hoover up a Dyson, right? But my astonishment at this headline on page 5 of Teh West today evaporated when I read the very serious and troubling report. How soon before Rainmaker … Continue reading →

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you can with a Canon

Posted on June 4, 2013

Our favourite balcony-dweller Bento popped up this morning to share his bafflement at the photo on this PerthNow report. “What’s with the weird choice of stock photo? Do they really think he was a 185cm Asian man with a DSLR?” … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 103 welcome home comrade

Posted on June 2, 2013

You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off … Continue reading →

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If you lived here, you’d be home by now

Posted on May 30, 2013

Bento (does he do any work?) says: “The photos are really selling this to me. I guess this is the logical conclusion of The Queens-inspired ‘de-novation’ design aesthetic.” It’s all happening on the “leafy streets” of Mt Hawthorn: “With the … Continue reading →

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Babes gets the wood

Posted on May 29, 2013

These are heady times for our rainmaking balcony-dwelling comrade Bento. To celebrate his wedding anniversary he took Mrs Bento to his local French bistro, P’tite Ardoise. In between gazing into his beloved’s eyes, he noticed this sweet outrage. “Icing sugar … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 102 sexy stilettos

Posted on May 26, 2013

Z-Frappe was entranced at this, at the intersection of Scarborough Beach Road and Loftus Street in North Perth. And there is much with which to be entranced. Perhaps the ‘Our Nikki” PhotoShopper is responsible? I note they use the word … Continue reading →

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