Author Archives: rottobloggo

little person lost

Well-spotted by Misspent_yoof: “Classic update from The Worst online today. Apparently Serco managed to lose a midget prisoner: ‘Hayward is about 70cm tall, with a slim build and light skin’.” Good work My – but I believe our diminutive friends … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 156 Christ Stopped at UWA

And Jesus spake: “Dudes, the hangings for the court, its pillars and its sockets, and the screen for the PowerPoint, its cords and its pegs and the laver for the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of meeting – … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 155 money

“Money is the cause of 99% of crime.” Are TWOPers brave enough to re-think their origins and thus be emancipated from the slave species we know as humanity? Michael Tellinger is. I may not be able to post next week, … Continue reading

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massive loses

Wireless news in Teh West today. Did they mean “massive loosers”, or Massive Attack? Massive! Substantial! Big gains! Positive gains! Loosers. Also, Howie hates beards.

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The Stormy Groin

I apologise over that inadvertent recycling earlier today. It won’t happen again! I had to post something as TLA has no power at The Wolf’s Lair. He was matter-of-fact about it, which was a sharp contrast to Bento’s wailing a … Continue reading

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photocopier rage

If you don’t laminate your sign you’re asking for trouble. From KGB in Freo.

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Rolf portrait in pokie

Things are out of control: WAToady has the scoop on Rolf Harris’ art being jailed. Where does it stop? The canvas-stretcher going in front of a firing squad?

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Outrage Sunday 154 Fatsogram

I was at Parliament on Buswell business when this caught my eye. What a proud specimen! And the names! Mick Nanovich, Des Dans, Colin Jamieson (Opp Leader ’76-’78), Clive Griffiths! They were heady times: only 29 days earlier Charles Court … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 153 the bonfire of the similes

I love the smell of RTD in the morning. There was a warm endorsement last night of TLA’s new business venture (the book-burning small bar, the name of which escapes me). If The Classroom gets them in, then his 451%-proof … Continue reading

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pubic art in Subiaco

I don’t know…are they talking about a tastefully-placed David, or plonking some huge bronze buttocks at the markets? Are we going to see Rokeboozies Road? Hmmm.

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