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Outrage Sunday 161 Forever Classic

The hills are alive with the sound of music With songs they played for about twenty years Kala fill my heart with the sound of music And makes me want to drink 27 beers. My heart wants to beat (but … Continue reading

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hole in bush

The West offline and on. It sounds arty. Was it before the dawn, running up that hill?

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Iona girls rooted

Goodness! Sounds painful. It all happens in the western suburbs. But this surely isn’t as unfortunate as that infamous headline involving Cheltenham Ladies’ College.

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Raymond writes

Another Abs instalment. In the Voice on the weekend.

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Outrage Sunday 160 torture

Is this stupidest question you’ve ever heard? They say the poor bloke they’re trying to help had electrodes attached to his nurries. Is this the sort of ice-breaker they use around the Amnesty water-cooler? “Is waterboarding worse with Perrier?” Speaking … Continue reading

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Kalamunda bites back

Kala heavyweights have responded with cliches from both barrels to TLA’s savage attack 12 days ago. The Midland-Kalamunda Reporter’s Joel Kelly (whom my sources say lives in Parkerville) coaxed quotes from council CEO Rhonda Hardy about the TWOP outrage. “Beauty … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 159 desperate marketing

One always enjoys the Desperate Marketing column in Private Eye. There’s a bit of it about: how about this HBF ad in yesterday’s Worst for jumping on the caboose? Outrage HQ’s rates notice from Swan council is in. Are there … Continue reading

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