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Outrage Sunday 42 Rotto

Posted on February 19, 2012

Back from eight blissful nights on the beautiful island. Of course the looser vituperative in me couldn’t help but note some areas of concern. These quokka items in the souvenir section are very popular… Some say there are too many … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 41 soft

Posted on February 12, 2012

On Rottnest: boys’ fishing trip. All fine until someone took out his washing powder with fabric softener. Fuck me drunk. Did our Diggers skate into the hails of bullfrogs at Wipers so their children could use fabric softener? Did we … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 40 the scream

Posted on February 5, 2012

I’m not sure why this outrages me so much. I will think it through. It’s not as outraging as Matthew Broderick’s sellout. Only Dame Edna can appropriate Munch. But when Barry Humphries does ads he is not selling out. FBDO … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time

Posted on January 29, 2012

Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Posted on January 22, 2012

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 37 to market

Posted on January 15, 2012

A commercial designer associate ranted about Morley’s Coventry Square markets: “heinous” was one of the adjectives. I was sceptical, as the pre-opening buzz was intense. Krazy Kym and I checked them out, and we are pleased to report they are … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 36 the fuzzy in the wuzzy

Posted on January 8, 2012

And the Hitachi, hose limp, standing ignored, Ranted and raged: ‘Once I was adored! For my function of fuzzy and glistening drum, But now I’m Worst, and it makes me all glum.’ The tree leaves sighed, and gave it a … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 35 vision

Posted on January 1, 2012

I feel for teh kidz who had to unwrap this a week ago. Why give them this abomination when you could delight them with a Hannukah droidl? I feel for Krazy Kym and me: after witnessing Bento wearing his hat … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

Posted on December 18, 2011

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors. Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite … Continue reading →

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