Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 212 long todge

I’d never seen a penis set savagely on fire – and I still haven’t. Wouldn’t doing it savagely involve a flamethrower? Couldn’t Teh West have changed the headline when they got the story? Imagine the conflagration if a long todge … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 211 elegy for Jamie Oliver

Carried through many nations and over Gage Roads You arrived, bruvva, to be squashed in Shenton Park So I present you with a herby tribute of death And speak in vain to your pasta dishes Your fortune has carried you, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 210 you rock 

I know JJ will love this. I love it too: I always knew these western suburbs bays were god’s country.        This wasn’t so rocking. WWF is making a grave error: I wouldn’t be surprised if it shows … Continue reading

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same-sex marriage position

Is it possible to “suck up” in this position? Or is that dogging code?

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Outrage Sunday 209 no elitism

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s the elitism of those powered, clothes-hanging uncycled jumble sales.     It was all happening at Fishmarket Reserve (although the Swan Valley wasn’t being given away in a goodie bag). Cottesloe’s Sculpture … Continue reading

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Perth blast

Localise that event which happened 70 years ago. No jokes about Subiaco vibrancy, thanks.

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kids walk to school

Hold the front page! Good thing they weren’t trampled by cows. Or got their heads trapped in rails.

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