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Biggles

Teh West’s Inside Cover was salient and supportive today. The paper of record’s columnist was nice about students at ECU Daily and said they needed just one more thing to be “real players” (as opposed to false ones): an interview … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 143 strictly no farting

The terrorists have won. Opposite the Art Gallery.

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Irrational Hatred #8: PROSH

Bento (aka Sir Bufton Tufton) says: “Why is it that just seeing uni students having fun and raising money for charity fills me with rage? I was muttering to myself at the traffic lights this morning, just because a cheerful, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday wrong side of the tracks

Michael Schumacher is being kept alive by a machine so Barack Obama can attend his funeral. That was one of the things I learned when TLA and Bento joined me on a two-pub crawl in Maylands. First to the crack … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 141 Dark Times

The sculptures are gone and we head into hibernation. The sculptures mark the end of a vibrant time that begins with the UWA book sale. But for a while, hunker down. The philistines were joyful at the looming Dark Time: … Continue reading

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Jurasic Park-ish

This just in. Will they be more popular than teh T-Rex? Also: “The now extinct Josephoartegasia monesi was a type of rodent that weighed over a ton and was larger than a bull. Its modern-day relative, the capybara, is the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 140 Signs of Embafflement

Could GBAK be Graffiti Boys and Aerosol Kids? No idea about the other two. Guildford, Perth, Cottesloe.

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Herald Voice Voice

Far be it from me to cast nasturtiums on other hard-working reporters: who among us is without quilt? But these slips from that other independent print powerhouse, the Fremantle Herald and Perth Voice, should be noted. First, the Chook’s front … Continue reading

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lock up yer poo tickets

Wellard station. The day a virgin in a cuntkini could walk down St Georges Terrace with a lamb and a roll of Kleenex Cottonelle are gone, my friends. Maybe it’s different in boho Freo.

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Outrage Sunday 139 The Excellent Wheelbarrow

worx depends upon an excellent wheel barrow licenced to drive before a treat of chicen. With apologies for any inconvenience to William Carlos Williams.

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