Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Snuff’s Missing Links 25

Arbre Blanc. Audi. Explore the magnificent Miller House in Columbus, Indiana, presented here in the Indianapolis Museum of Art’s excellent video and website. And here’s a collection of Alexander Girard’s interior design. Fluffy dice. Eat your words. Van. Car. Truck. … Continue reading

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International Relations

What better way to celebrate goodwill to all men as Jesus goes down? If the Ukranians and Russians could only “curry & stubby” it would be the end of conflict. Although you won’t be able to buy a stubby, or … Continue reading

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Mongoloid Esquire

A Fremantle denizen appears to have made a pilgrimage to Garden City. They may also have recently given up smoking. Or coffee. Or Quinoa. By Shazza.

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Form and function

And for every step forward the city takes, some verges are still rooted in the past, unable to shake of their registering ways. Nice bonus dead tree too. By JaneZ.

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Year Zero

Daniel B takes us back to a simpler time, before vibrancy, when Michael Jordan could still sell colons. I don’t remember Rumba Bar. I found a dead link which claimed that wet pussies were only $6 and mojitos $8. This … Continue reading

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Apology accepted

No doubt there’s a committee working on it. By The Colour H.

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Snuff’s Missing Links 24

Action Movie Kid. What’s there to know, Truman ? Piip-Show. Degenerate racist lunatics. That man who paints those dreadful pictures. Babies tasting lemons (Snuff’s Missing Links 2). The movie. Jobs have always been a byproduct of the market’s invisible hand, … Continue reading

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Verge art. Apparently. Baysie. That’s a placenta. You get that right?

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An 8 hour douche

I came for the douche. I stayed for the 8 heures.

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He means a strapon

Right? If you lose the strap, you’ve got a hold on. By James N. Bayswater.

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