Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Unless Rapture

Beautiful multiworst submission from Bill O’Slatter. The pencil pines, the Cocoses,the savage blue sky, the brick and tile, the Morleyness – and is that a Queensland Box hiding back there? You’d be positively satanic to refuse that plea to play … Continue reading

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Winning at Fremantling

Yes, a bamboo and walnut bike. By Pete F. You wouldn’t see this in cockroach cunt territory surely, though only a few hundred metres away. Registered for SoFro use only I would guess.

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I did have the feeling that Perth graffiti had matured. Has there not been just a few less C&Bs out there? I don’t mean 3d versions. However this pic by Prince Angar of Avacal aka Ninefingers took me back over half … Continue reading

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Tim Tanks

Snuff is spending a few weeks Shaolin training, so we will be without his fabulous links for a few weeks. But in other news, is Tim Tanking? Fresh from Eyrie’s embarrassing loss in the Miles Franklin, check out the missing … Continue reading

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Savage Garden

Bentley. By Eddie.

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Fuck off it’s Winter

Kalamunda has retained its elderly zombie bogan vibe over the years, when you might have expected it to have become kind of artistic rustic. Quinoa has come late to this part of the world – although I have noticed The … Continue reading

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Le zig zag

In France, Tullio sees that they are going for less vibrancy. Seriously, if you can’t urinate in “mode zigzag”, then the (Algerian) terrorists have won. Inadvisedly the sign has not been laminated. Tullio claims to have zig zagged it back … Continue reading

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Yagan Square’s hips and hoons

Yagan Square isn’t even built but already drunken louts are on the roof of the artist impression. No doubt taunting some anodyne piece of sculpture. And the future hips are apparently going to be wide and strong enough to birth … Continue reading

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As tight as a

By Orbea. North Fremantle.

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Snuff’s Missing Links 38

Brown bears hunting salmon. PC gone meh. I shoot and I vote. Welease Wodewick. Pansak Sakpiboonrat. Tatunca Nara. Verschleif. Her love of living things extends even to journalists. Airtype. Okay. I love lamp again. Havana.

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