Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.


New Beverley Detention Centre. Lots of Asians. Even a couple of Egyptians. Do we still imprison them?

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Cross Purpose

A claim of maybe kinda not Worsts for these sesquicentennial cross stitches hanging in Parliament House just outside the Legislative assembly? You have to give these some credit. They would no doubt have been frequently infused by Troy Buswell’s pungent … Continue reading

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Bad Indifference

I went to take the shot because I thought it said Bad Indifference. But anyway it is still a bad influence on other cars. Such as the controversial The Sangrurian. Btw, that’s Hans Merks’ yard finally becoming a vanished worst … Continue reading

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Snuff’s Missing Links 25

Arbre Blanc. Audi. Explore the magnificent Miller House in Columbus, Indiana, presented here in the Indianapolis Museum of Art’s excellent video and website. And here’s a collection of Alexander Girard’s interior design. Fluffy dice. Eat your words. Van. Car. Truck. … Continue reading

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International Relations

What better way to celebrate goodwill to all men as Jesus goes down? If the Ukranians and Russians could only “curry & stubby” it would be the end of conflict. Although you won’t be able to buy a stubby, or … Continue reading

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Mongoloid Esquire

A Fremantle denizen appears to have made a pilgrimage to Garden City. They may also have recently given up smoking. Or coffee. Or Quinoa. By Shazza.

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Form and function

And for every step forward the city takes, some verges are still rooted in the past, unable to shake of their registering ways. Nice bonus dead tree too. By JaneZ.

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Year Zero

Daniel B takes us back to a simpler time, before vibrancy, when Michael Jordan could still sell colons. I don’t remember Rumba Bar. I found a dead link which claimed that wet pussies were only $6 and mojitos $8. This … Continue reading

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Apology accepted

No doubt there’s a committee working on it. By The Colour H.

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Snuff’s Missing Links 24

Action Movie Kid. What’s there to know, Truman ? Piip-Show. Degenerate racist lunatics. That man who paints those dreadful pictures. Babies tasting lemons (Snuff’s Missing Links 2). The movie. Jobs have always been a byproduct of the market’s invisible hand, … Continue reading

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