Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.


Well yes, Balga’s going to look like Shangri Fucken La if you’re in Albany. And in a Hyundai. By BX. In Dennmark.

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Back Doorz

Was at the odd and wonderful museum of taxidermy in Guildford. Just wanted to highlight the exquisite back door work on the Highland cattle. The horns and eyes are one thing, but this is class.

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If Radio National can give me a free fruity umbrella in a caption contest, then maybe it is time for cuts. Will be adding “Umbrella Winner” to my CV.

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Space Craptivation

I guess kudos to Bayswater for installing new benches, but are they taking PoVi too far? The vista of pre envibracy run down shops, or the exterior of the Baysie bottle shop are indeed post vibrant, but why? Who would … Continue reading

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Rolf’s Revenge

By Big P. Who was actually looking for his Supertramp songbook when he found this.

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Snuff’s Missing Links 42

Kenny Loggins. Complexity is free. Everyone needs a hobby. God is dead and everything is sex. IKB. The employee has been terminated. Shaken, not stirred. The Sierra Madre. (An update on the NYT article A game of shark and minnow … Continue reading

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Envibrancing Backsliding?

We move further towards post vibrancy, (ie from a position where we didn’t know what vibrancy was, but we knew we didn’t have it, to post vibrancy where we dont know what it is, but suspect we might now have … Continue reading

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