Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Hot Mongrels

Another Curtin wag. But I can’t imagine a better host for this 公主 fest. “She may be a Chinese mongrel but she scrubs up ok!”

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I’m against the details

Whatever this means I don’t like it.

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Coastal Boozie

Several annoying new norks have appeared down South recently. At Margaret River there’s a sculpture of a woman suckling a dolphin! Is that even legal? In any case this piece really fails the “is the location better for the artwork … Continue reading

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Me on 6PR tonight -anti mundite

I will be interviewed on 6PR tonight (Sunday 24th August) about Kalamunda. ie how crap the town centre is. 9:10pm. Mundites and anti-mundites, keep it locked!

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With Snuff only now reaching Thetan status, NF#1 wants you to BE Inglewood.

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By Orbea. Is anyone as turned on asI am?

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Bring on the whooping cough

Non immunisers are serious knobheads. But I almost turned to their boneheaded cause after Matt sent in these excruciatingly repulsive ads he saw in the Fremantle library. Puke. Can “I’m a Kalamunda Town planner but I still immunise.” Be far … Continue reading

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