Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Two steps back

I complained to Perth council that their (also lame) painted artwork on the Cultural Centre paving was dangerous when wet. Looks like they are grinding it off as a result. I can’t help feeling I’m fighting a losing battle against … Continue reading

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The Future Eaters

Better a knob eater than a Jew burner right? Right? Melbourne. By Meccano.   

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The Push

Classic piece of Fremantle laminate by Tullio. The red, the underlining, the triple !!!  Probably could do with two or three different fonts though. Look, South Terrace Piazza, vomiting in the bin is a RIGHT not a privalage, (sic). The … Continue reading

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The right priorities

You know I’m ok that Princess Margaret Hospital is putting their effort into curing sick kiddies rather than the choosing of bronzes. By Ljuke.    

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Sprutt. I believe it means the same thing in Scando. Except on a stool. Powder coated? You got it. By Adam G.    

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Too Soon

Why pull down your Christmas tree now? When Xmas is only days away? It’s almost fucking September! You’ve put in the time investment. Weak as piss to pull out now. By Pete F. Claremont. In Cocos.  

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Wow, from Marseilles yesterday to Kardinya today. Love this from Reign of Error.    

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