Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.


BWS. Get your shit together for Australia Day “Barefoot pricks welcome”, “undies but no shirt a prerequisite.” “Shoe wearers fuck off.” On the plus side, Tim Winton won’t be coming in. By Mickey Blue Eyes. !

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Silver Sands Visitor

A lovely view of Mandurah by Alasdair. The skip is a little ominous. But let us welcome all this Australia Day.

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Look, I t’s how I roll. True story. By Pete F. Mosman Park, aka MosRiverseapark.

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…But if you leave your name and your number…

The angst is strong in Claremont no? Why don’t we believe what the media says? (The Post, LOL), What is food? What is free range? What isn‘t “barn” raised? Was the price of dried “apricots” jiggered around with by the … Continue reading

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And the chihuahua you rode in on

By James N, Bayswater. Of course it is.

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Dream Catcher

In Margaret River, where even the fucking trees are expected to catch dreams. By blow-in. The cowries are a nice touch.

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You park without vibrancy.

By David M. Beaufort St. Is a wild boar really practical? I’m sure you could get your penis eaten by an angry poodle, but a wild boar? Aka cingiali.

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