Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

North to Araby

Posted on June 18, 2013

This will be me later this week. By Mrs P&O. A shame no shot of the back door – or toe for that matter, but worthy. Wanneroot Rd. Tank stand possibly not included.

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Take my wife…

Posted on June 17, 2013

I don’t even know who sent me this. A mystery phone pic.

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Weekend Worstoff 254

Posted on June 15, 2013

Don’t forget to send New editor Bento submissions for his couple of weeks in charge, bento.bocz@gmail.com . Outrage is no doubt already maggotted on the plane trying but failing to beat John Michael Howson’s record of 50 Chardonnays on this … Continue reading →

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Liberals for Sattler

Posted on June 14, 2013

New editor Bento will be taking your submissions for his couple of weeks in charge, ( email  bento.bocz@gmail.com ) while Outrage and I are worsting up different parts of the world. Unlike China, I am expecting Doha, Dubai and Abu-Dhabi to have … Continue reading →

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Recycle

Posted on June 14, 2013

A tableau that needs no words. From an  old, old, TWOP friend Mez. Hi mate!

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Awair

Posted on June 13, 2013

From the home of the worst hot chips in the Murchison ™ apparently. Be awair. Mt. Magnet. By Andrew. I would suggest that twice a day bog cleaning  is redundant. If I make a mess in a toilet other than … Continue reading →

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West Sackings

Posted on June 12, 2013

Was going to run a full post on the impending West sackings, but I’m losing enthusiasm already. Who cares? ALL of their opinion writers are terrible. MyNing wants Paul Murray,Griffin Longley, Roz Thomas, Andrea Burns, Kate Emery sacked, and yes, … Continue reading →

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Boy Without Crab

Posted on June 12, 2013

The King saw this on The Barrio, Fitzgerald Street, (FITZ gerald meaning bastard son of Gerald)  – what appears to be a crabless Boy with Crab by Giovanni Demartino. One assumes the boy’s ringhole is to be connected to the … Continue reading →

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Craven A

Posted on June 11, 2013

So your fixins fell overboard while you were riding your fixie? Serves you right. And shouldn’t it be Rizla? Are you hipstering on the cheap? I bet your fixie has a brake too.  You be cravin’ ay?

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Peel Safery

Posted on June 10, 2013

Bento likes that this Peel murotard manages to create a feeling of menace and disquiet with its floating crane, nuclear cockatoo and frog. It has the feeling of unsafery to me. No banana peel accidents? Peel? Banana peel? And are … Continue reading →

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