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About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Kennedy Revived

Straight after seeing this report here Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi Princess of Power was onto the Kings Park board over the derelict Kennedy Fountain. Who kind of said it was her fault. Anyway, a new lick of paint and a bit … Continue reading

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Dave P documents Mark (the slightly damp Teatowel) McGowan’s transport policy at work in his electorate of Rockingham. If it can work in Rocky, why not Inglewood?  I’m convinced. I’ve heard it said that 90% of Rockingham cars have been on … Continue reading

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So he only plays stuff from The one Miley Cyrus album?  Or just songs that…bangz? In any case someone’s going to be disappointed. PS. Sofa. Excellent work from NF#1. (N) IGA Mt Lawley. (Or Inglewood).  

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Illegal Dumping

Rather than condemning this dumping on the lawn of Bayswater Council, how about giving them kudos for holding onto these phone covers for so long. They could have dumped them 8 years ago. And the penguin. it’s the worst case of … Continue reading

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This 1970s painting finally went out of fashion. Or the last fan died.  

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Wintoning Weekends

Should the vacant Saturday slot be open for some Wintoning? Tim Winton Lecture Theatre At least it wasn’t a cafe, but the guest lecture at the Tim Winton Lecture Theatre was another way of avoiding writing. But. Phwoar. Me own … Continue reading

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Exit the Dragon

When you’ve passed life purpose training, then there’s no real reason to keep the tapes is there? Although you’d probably want to keep the Saddle Club on VHS right? What other purpose is there? By Orbea. Welshpool.

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