Spice down your love life

Nothing stirs the loins like a cold bottle of grape juice. Chilled silence ensues. I hope the dude delivering it doesn’t ask for a tip, unless he wants a single red rose delicately inserted in his eye. Doha Qatar.spice

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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11 Responses to Spice down your love life

  1. rottobloggo says:

    Nearly $270 for a bottle of grape juice delivered to your room is about right, Teh Pert price wise.

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  2. Rolly says:

    …and while we are thinking OS, the dreaded “Commodore in the lounge room” seems to have spread to foreign parts http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/family-lucky-alive-after-car-4810637
    Can we anticipate a pandemic?

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  3. Speaking of let downs, did Nurry get the boot? I haven’t seen his cut and pasting for a while.

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  4. Perineum says:

    and you’ve got to pay for the chef to have his gourmet breakfast in yr bed???? and then things get interesting…

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