Spice down your love life

Nothing stirs the loins like a cold bottle of grape juice. Chilled silence ensues. I hope the dude delivering it doesn’t ask for a tip, unless he wants a single red rose delicately inserted in his eye. Doha Qatar.spice

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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11 Responses to Spice down your love life

  1. rottobloggo says:

    Nearly $270 for a bottle of grape juice delivered to your room is about right, Teh Pert price wise.

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  2. Rolly says:

    …and while we are thinking OS, the dreaded “Commodore in the lounge room” seems to have spread to foreign parts http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/family-lucky-alive-after-car-4810637
    Can we anticipate a pandemic?

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  3. Speaking of let downs, did Nurry get the boot? I haven’t seen his cut and pasting for a while.

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  4. Perineum says:

    and you’ve got to pay for the chef to have his gourmet breakfast in yr bed???? and then things get interesting…

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