Smells like teen spirit

Regime change is commonly followed by a good dose of nepotism – 8 out of 10 former Local Government CEOs agree.  And I am a traditionalist, if also a metrocentric twat (TM).  So, let’s open the account with a marvellous submission from the lovely Mrs Bento.

I’m in that age bracket that is both too old and too young to have any experience of One Direction’s ouvre.  But they look like nice lads, and I’d expect they’ve grown out of the malodorous teenage boy phase, no?  Surely even Taylor Swift would put ‘smells of poo’ on her list of dealbreakers?

Coles Inglewood.
OneDirection

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27 Responses to Smells like teen spirit

  1. Please tell me that the direction is exit only.

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  2. Misspent yoof says:

    That’s awesome. Not worst. I saw those posters in Coles on the weekend and I was itching to do something similar. As there are 5 of them I was considering a forehead tattoo for each member: give us a C, give us a U, give us an N,T,S.

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  3. paracleet says:

    There is a much larger one in the Coles in Raine square in the City where the kid in the middle has had his head removed at the base of the neck, clean as a whistle. And they’ve left it there.
    So cleanly in fact that not being that familiar with One Direction I couldn’t be sure it wasn’t deliberate until I saw another cutout when he wasn’t sans head.

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  4. PeteF says:

    Bento,
    there’s a pic of a one direction themed shop in the archives from December.

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  5. Shazza says:

    Why do their tops look like teens, and their legs look they 5 year old’s? A new breed of wunderkind?

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  6. Snuff says:

    What happened to their legs ?

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  7. skink says:

    I see you’re not allowed to give them caffeine in case they can’t get to sleep at bedtime

    does he want you to pull his finger?
    maybe he followed through, which might explain the smell

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  8. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Guess what words Nurrie’s column starts with this morning…

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  9. Bento says:

    “I’m accepting voluntary redundancy”?

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