Craven A

So your fixins fell overboard while you were riding your fixie? Serves you right. And shouldn’t it be Rizla? Are you hipstering on the cheap? I bet your fixie has a brake too.  You be cravin’ ay?ciggie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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9 Responses to Craven A

  1. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Afore the politically inapporpiates broke out, and you didn’t have to talk about your addiction there was Craven A !,cork soaked for your goodness. Mull on this latte sipping set.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Quick. Someone wake Zoltan

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