Knothole

Virtually perfect The Worst of Perth capture, by Leah. This is how it’s done. Great Eastern Highway. Destination unknown. Looking at Vince’s other artworks, none, NONE reach this fundamental quality. You’d have to reject entire forests to get the right knothole. I hope this is destined for new Crown Casino lobby. Bonus Cotton palm and ficus.crack1crack2

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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20 Responses to Knothole

  1. Snuff says:

    Fundamental. Heh.

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  2. Joel T says:

    It’s raunchy, but it’s classy. Insert (ha!) obligatory joke about getting wood.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Forget the knot anus, what is that hand doing??? Now that xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, I am struggling to think who might have commissioned this.

    I’m assuming this is not on its way to Sculpture by the Sea.

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  4. mancey says:

    Sorta wish the hands were pulling the woody buttcheeks apart

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  5. Perineum says:

    truly, truly, astonishing.
    sirrah, i do declare this is the pinnacle of your many posts over many years. It’s like the Perfumed Garden, only where the perfume is pinus radiata; like the…
    by the way, if my dendrochronological abilities are as sharp as they once were, it appears xxcccccc Assuming a tree years is the equivalent of 0.15 human years, Z cxxxxxxxxx

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  6. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Vince’s pulled off an “Alsatian Rampant sans dog” with wood.I hope he was driving past the primary school at 40 km/h.

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    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      Where’s our raving reporter at Shit by the Sea ,at Cott main ? For me an mine, the “Big Nut” does it for me.

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    • snave says:

      Most definitely. My immediate reaction was “Move over Alsatian, Worst of Perth’s ‘Essense’ page has a new worst art.”

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  7. algernon1 says:

    Perhaps its something to adorn “The touch of class”

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  9. vince austin says:

    The Story.
    ” it was a storm that bought her down,not a great storm; in fact her demise was her most memorable moment. She fell thunderously, narrowly missing a family of five sheltered near by, a few degrees to the east would have augured certain tragedy. Sparks flew and the block descended into blustery darkness.
    Then Dawn.
    The chain saws.
    Goliath the wood chipper, startling scattering wide life.
    This fresh scented sentinels watch was over.
    No week in state, no posthumous epilogue, Just chips and one large perfect billet of wet Pine.
    My Gift.
    She sat heavy for months till i saw her.
    The Mouse, the Child, the fallen and humiliated rests still clinging to her finale shard of dignity as her journey continues in slow drying change.

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