I see a report in The Sunday Crimes about verge atrocities, but the sensitive street stroller sees only beauty. Look at this still life with choc milk in Shenton Park! Why isn’t this at Cottesloe?
And they know how to transform the usually-dull pointers to a garedg salle in Mandurah.
These messages, on Claremont whitegoods, are beguiling:
I can’t understand why someone would chuck out masterpieces like these. I rescued them, and will give them to the authors of today’s most amusing haiku. I just give and give and give.
Worst Talk
The Lazy Aussie on Wattsie & Martin do M… The Lazy Aussie on Wattsie & Martin do M… Anonymous on Wattsie & Martin do M… The Lazy Aussie on Wattsie & Martin do M… The Lazy Aussie on Wattsie & Martin do M… Anonymous on Wattsie & Martin do M… Anonymous on Wattsie & Martin do M… skink on Reacharound Ljuke on Reacharound rottobloggo on Reacharound skink on Reacharound The Lazy Aussie on Reacharound Bill O'Slatter on Reacharound Ljuke on Reacharound The Lazy Aussie on Reacharound Online Now
The Asia Beat- Aussies expose sinister craft
- Clarke injury linked to shorts
- Aussie millionaire offers kangaroo tail pizza crust
- Australian company Rio Tinto to mine Beijing’s air pollution
- Asian Men’s Shed cracks the whip
- Gangnam style “not miracle worker.” – PSY
- Malaysian “Gay and lesbian warning signs” seem to describe Singaporeans.
- “3 Sisters” renamed for Chinese market
- Asians offer to eat problem sharks
- Racist Aussies Shun “Asian” Highway
The Flange Nebula?
Star-spawn of Cthulhu.
Suspenders and short shorts, although saucy, are surely not appropriate fishing attire?
She fishes, and she has someone in the Upper House.
Is that a euphemism?
I thought the fisherwoman was in the lower house and pulled cones
i’m looking at the top pic and thinking iwanoff.
Yes.
Marvellous.
My stereo sits on these bricks, thanks Iwan
You’ve done a Banksie and tore them off a toilet wall?
Whatever the fuck a Haiku is.
You’re not getting art with that sort of attitude, young man.
You”re not getting anything
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Haiku
and you discover it is a K12 learning management system.
Ah, I see, you mistook me for a quest for knowledge.
Quaint little things them Haikus.
The brickie’s breakfast
Toilet, torn Banksie, Bubbles
Better get nine laid
Oh, Squid Nebula
you have aroused my desire
for space calamari
Seriously, imagine salt and pepper space squid. That shit would be off the chain, as they say in the rap game.