I trust TLA is quaking in his Havaianas after reading this fine report in the daily paper of record. Mr Voelte was too polite to name names, but I think any fule kno the main online rival is the Flangemaster. SWM is prepared to fight: it’s going to be bloody. TLA, don’t bring your knife to this Wild West gunfight. I always enjoy reading 36-word paragraphs, and I especially enjoyed the 63-word par (although, admittedly, it is two sentences). The blizzard of big numbers was a bit confusing, but then I am a simple wordsmith and unsophisticated in financial matters.
The Worst of Perth 
Wait, The West is going to take its classified ads interstate? Yes, I can see that working out.
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Won’t be long till they raise the price of this arse-wiper.
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Anyone want to buy a 1986 skyline wagon? Old lady owner??
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Seems like he brought a knife to a gun fight and lost, so his strategy is to come back with more knifes.
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I thought the saying was “…bring a wife to a gunfight.”?
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That’s the South African version.
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Aw, the only weekly Newspaper in town (that you have to pay for) and they’re bleating about competition. Bless.
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Daily? And isnt the competition gumtree seeing as The Waste owns the marsupial classifieds
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Sounds more like a “toss off”.
Wankers!
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Dry hump off.
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Where is the version of “Downfall” with Stokesie as Hitler ?
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