Ultra Burl

Posted on February 15, 2013 by AHC McDonald

You can take a centuries old tree and cut a slice out of it, but no matter how old or what you do with it, your burl gotta look shit no matter what. It unfortunately looks better in my photo than in real life. They really should have made it into a clock. In the delightfully tacky Perth Kings Hotel, where the bar is called Petty Sessions.burl

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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17 Responses to Ultra Burl

  1. phildawson says:
    February 15, 2013 at 7:49 am

    Looks like a converted wagon wheel from Gandalfs cart

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  2. orbea says:
    February 15, 2013 at 9:00 am

    Marri – Corimbia calophylla or controversially Eucalyptus calophylla
    We could put the museum on the trains along with free wifi

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  3. Bento says:
    February 15, 2013 at 9:23 am

    The interior looks cleaner than the exterior suggests.

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  4. rottobloggo says:
    February 15, 2013 at 11:09 am

    You’d think the bar wood be called The Bar.

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  5. Dude Cloverdale says:
    February 15, 2013 at 11:51 am

    Not a burl, you can see the join lines whre wood slabs were glued together.

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  6. BSWAM says:
    February 15, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    While I dread the answer, why is the bar called “Petty Sessions?”

    /assumes is missing pun

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  7. mancey says:
    February 15, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    You’d want to be careful plonking your beer down on that table

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