You can take a centuries old tree and cut a slice out of it, but no matter how old or what you do with it, your burl gotta look shit no matter what. It unfortunately looks better in my photo than in real life. They really should have made it into a clock. In the delightfully tacky Perth Kings Hotel, where the bar is called Petty Sessions.
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The interior looks cleaner than the exterior suggests.
You’d think the bar wood be called The Bar.
Not a burl, you can see the join lines whre wood slabs were glued together.
The edge is constructed. I think the rest is one slice of heaven.
Thats a world I don’t wanna live in if thats heaven
While I dread the answer, why is the bar called “Petty Sessions?”
/assumes is missing pun
All the court buildings are nearby. Court of petty sessions included.
Ah.
/was afraid some sort of sex joke was involved.
PS. check your inbox.
Cool. I still wish they were bigger.
Why. You naughty boy. I bet you say that to all the girls.
Do you two mind?
You’d want to be careful plonking your beer down on that table
Or beering your plonker.