This is not the vibrancy you were looking for. Go about your business. Seriously, who chucks in a fucking saxophone player as a positive? If there’s a saxaphone nearby, let alone a couple standing next to bricks, count me out. How about bagpipes to really get the shoppers in? More small bars by the way. And apartments named Zen.
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oooh corporate small bars. oh well, that’s the end of that then. So many albums from the mid to late 80’s were ruined by saxophone.
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They have their place in swing, jazz and blues, but too often were introduced into pop songs to suggest that pop was somehow as hardcore as swing, jazz and blues. Which it certainly could be unless you added a saxophone.
Bonus points for saxophone played by a white guy with a mullet.
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The busking saxophonist *shudder*.
And here’s Australia’s greatest sax criminal.
http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=861197
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There’s so many things wrong with that sign. I can’t even…
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Sign should have a speaker attached playing careless whisper on loop
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Wilbur Wilde should open it.
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18 Exclusive Retail Suites 4 Heritage Suites 5 First Floor Offices 82 Rental Apartments
Completion due mid/late 2014
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Heritage suites? Mmm..ok.
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Like a birthing suite-that you won’t be able to demolish later.
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Washing Lane will be a welcome addition to the social and retail offerings of Northbridge. Resurrected and renewed, Washing Lane will offer a unique opportunity to be part of an eclectic mix of retail, restaurants, cafes and bars with a more intimate atmosphere.
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Well I guess a saxophone is eclectic. Or am I thinking shithouse.
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No vibrancy?
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more intimate than what one wonders…
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On close inspection, The construction of the building is peppered with major construction errors. Pipes sticking out of columns, white boxes to cover other pipe spillage in an irregular size formation. Just look below the balconies from the William Street side. And they flog these off for half a mil? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxMajor embarrassment once again to Perth Architecture.
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Surely Clarence Clemons gets a pass, though?
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Is he that hot new tapas chef at that hot new Tex/Mex small bar off Scaffidi Ramble?
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No that’s Guzman Y Gomez; a Sydney based Mexican chain food cafe in Northbridge, now that’s vibrancy.
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On site of the old Plaka. They are giving away free burritos today.
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Had many good times at Plaka. OK, so I can’t get too misty eyed about the place as I preferred the kebabs at Alto’s on Lake Street, but Plaka had it’s place, and many old school video games too. They may have even had an air-hockey game at one stage, but I could be imagining that.
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Yes they did. And they also had the excellent
http://www.ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=175
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Oh Wow! As Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon out of 30 Rock is want to say “I want to go there.” OK, so we probably have enough small bars now; how about a pin-ball parlour?
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Plaka gorn ! What next ? Connies ? Alto’s was (one of the) the machete attack place(s), right ?
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Plaka was basically my first experience of Northbridge. Our Year 9 Belmont SHS geography class was taken there in a mini bus, dropped off on James Street, and told to ‘explore the urban environment’ on our own for 2 hours. We found Plaka, and more importantly Street Fighter, after about 10 minutes, and that was how we spent our afternoon.
I find it difficult to imagine a school getting away with that these days.
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Yeah, back in the early-mid 80’s, a jealous huband and his unfortunate wife, if I recall. Our crowd dubbed the place “Murder Burgers” thereafter.
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Just what we need – more retail! Wonder if they have a management plan for the solvent-itinerants who regularly, loudly traverse said Lane?
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“Wonder if they have a management plan for the solvent-itinerants who regularly, loudly traverse said Lane. “Yes they have. A saxophone. Like a sonic street sweeper.
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Why is she doing that with her skirt?
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She’s done a poo.
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Exactamundo janezee, also what is she doing with her knee and what is he doing with her chin? Is it some Pride and Prejudice thing going on? Did they have saxamaphones back then? Hang on, it’s post, post modern? Is that it?
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If you can’t see why the bit between the Coles carpark and Good Fortune roast duck house is exactly like New Orleans, that’s hardly Mr Guttridge’s fault.
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Is it under 20 feet of water?
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no, but i’m sure i saw brad pitt with a roll of drawings on site.
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Doug Pitt?
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we would get another brother, with not even a passing resemblance to brad.
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Cecil.
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will now be waiting for colon to roll this out as an election promise.
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And is that Obama?
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I think she’s winding up for this little move.
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Game OVER.
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Wow. I wish I could do that.
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Cant. Stop. Watching.
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She’s presenting. Women will do this to blokes who buy into Washing Lane.
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Scraping the top-loader barrrel for ideas.
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I just checked Washing Lane out on Google Maps.
I thought it would be an urban alleyway.
It isn’t.
Which makes the above picture even more bizarre.
It’s like using an image of the Chicago El to sell a vacation to Idaho.
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