…but why should we care? Clumsy language from the Public Transport Authority. I was grateful to learn of impending track work near Casa Cohen (although the light-sleeping Krazy Kym will be fretful) and appreciated the promise to make as little noise as possible. But then track infrastructure maintenance manager Bill Buckless says: “As someone who lives near the Urban Electrified Rail Network, I hope you continue to enjoy the benefits of travelling on our fast and reliable service.”

You could insert anything at the start of that sentence.
As #someone who enjoys being rogered silly by hairy men#, I hope you continue to enjoy the benefits of travelling on our fast and reliable service
Gimlet-eyed, his love of prising humour from dangling modifiers continued unabated.
Perceptive and succinct, I literally appreciated that commented comment.
Clearly he was promoted due to the the appropriateness of his name for ensuring the track has less buckles, rather than his letter writing.
Track Infrastructure Maintenance Manager – some call me TIM.
…and he is broke
Fewer buckles?
…no, you’re right, less buck for his bang…
Now we know what is doing in his spare time, letter writing!