It’s free

It’s free alright. Spotlight Midland, by Imogen C. See Freo, you have to retain some of the mystery, and Cannington, maybe if you just showed half of it (ie the left half), you could still be classy. Otherwise put it away.free

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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34 Responses to It’s free

  1. NF#1 says:

    The ladies like to strut their stuff
    Down old Midland way
    By Tuohy’s garden paradise
    Those loosened Midland Gates
    Gape awhile that day of wine
    And roses drains away
    Whether charming or uncouth
    It’s no one’s place to say
    But if you do you just might live
    To rue that thoughtless day
    In the shadow of those granite hills
    Where exposéd boulders sway

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  2. skink says:

    never mind this…what about Adele and Sniffer?

    what I’m most enjoying is that after the Sunday Times got the scoop yesterday and trashed Buswell, Teh West had to do the opposite today and trash Adele Carles.
    Trash them both! woo-hoo.

    my fave bit was Barnett’s interview on the ABC last night, where Gary Adshead was caught in shot behind Barnett gurning theatrically and rolling his eyes. I was waiting for him to put his tongue in his cheek and do the cocksucking mime.

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  3. pbrosnan says:

    It’s the bait in a Troy Buswell trap. Other inducements can include a sexy bottomed member of the local business community and chairs.

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  4. Shazza says:

    I see Adele regularly at the kid’s school. On seeing her today I anticipated a solemn figure, but she seemed quite upbeat and chipper. Certainly didn’t look like a woman who is worried.

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    • shreiking wombat says:

      They’re still a pair of cunts.

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    • skink says:

      do you mean to say she cheerfully walks around Fremantle?
      after what she did to that fair city?
      I’m surprised she can walk ten yeards without catcalls.
      her chipper demeanor clearly suggests that the woman is shameless.
      shameless I say.

      I take her current situation as proof positive that karma exists, which gives me great comfort

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  5. Excerpt from Chapter 7 of “ Dry Humping for Prawns , the Troy Buswell story”.
    Things has been going well at Howard Sattler’s party. I’d relaxed with some Dom Perignon followed by Emu Export chasers. It was love at first sight, across a crowded room. I thought her name was Kaylene, but in fact it was Kailis. Nothing could separate us. I immediately knew I had to be close to her., and what a little Greek firecracker she turned out to be , the little minx.” Do you like Greek” I asked her provocatively. But it was no use,as there was no holding back, or time for formalities , I was on her and off her. Carpe diem. Normally I roll off pretending .as economists do, in order to conserve vital bodily fluids. But not this time , the whole whizz , it had gone a bit beyond dry this time, with me yelling out “ Smith’s; Beach, Smith’s Beach, ooh, ooh . ooh” . I do that on such occasions.. Some woman I was with at the time removed me from the scene but a love like this will never be broken,There was a bit of a sting in the minx’s tail as I woke up the next morning with a headache, unusual for me.

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  6. orbea says:

    Careful about casting nasturtiums re- drinking habits. S’all I’m saying.

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