Ratepayers shafted by council amalgamation

Thanks to Nedlandz Tiger.
Council amalgamation will be a spruut to the face of the Western suburbs!” ejaculated Max Hipkins, independent candidate for Nedlands at an emergency meeting to discuss the Robson Report last night. Candidate Hipkins, whose visceral powerpoint illustrating council amalgamation plans using a variety of violent sexual metaphors had several ratepayers shocked and vomiting. According to Mr. Hipkins, Munster and Beeliar in the new plans would be “a once proud ball-sack, whose ripe heavy testicles would be constricted by a “Cockburn cock ring“.” Mr. Hipkins’ talk had some guests loading medical dictionaries  onto their smartphones, as he described how “the vas deferens” later revealed to be Peppermint Grove, was essential for the free flow of vital bodily fluids to the coast  and how those fluids were unreasonably constrained by the Rottnest West End reservoir. The full slideshow is available to over 18′s from The Subiaco Post.

West End reservoir tip.

West End reservoir tip.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to Ratepayers shafted by council amalgamation

  1. skink says:

    that’s a generous 10

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  2. Most of you will be just coming to grips with your Gonski and your Fels ( if Fels is providing the answer, don’t ask the question) now along comes the Donger report. If Hipster Hipkins is supplying the answers again don’t ask any questions.

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  3. pete says:

    So, if my anatomy is correct, Armadale would still be a shit hole.

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  4. Bento says:

    A matching pair!

    http://theworstofperth.com/2010/04/01/a-south-hedland-everyones-got-one-and-they-all-stink/

    Does anyone know of any municipal maps that look like bumholes, so I can complete my collection?

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