Pete F. was late-night shopping in Wembley for pelmets when he stumbled across this.
And your reporter was walking the Labradors past Alfred’s when he saw these dessicated Odor-Eaters. Part of the horror was being taken back to 1981 at Rossmoyne SHS. There was a scuffle in the line for the morning recess cheesies, punches were thrown – and in the mêlée Mark Robertson’s Adidas came off. People gasped as his Odor-Eaters flopped out of his footwear. All you could hear was the melting of the cheese – and then the taunts began. Lord of the Flies, but south of the river. The violence and cruelty surpassed anything Snuff ever saw at Churchlands. AND we always thrashed them in swimming and athletics.