Jesus saves Barinas

At first blush, methinks claims for a Jesus return are rather undercut by the canvas of a Barina. By Paul R, Embleton. Is Jesus coming back soon, or quickly? Or both?

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32 Responses to Jesus saves Barinas

  1. mrsstone says:

    heh, best in a while. I particularly like “Jesus is coming back – QUICKLY.”
    Brilliant.

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  2. I assume they are expecting the rapture to come before they have to try and resell a car that they’ve scribbled on in permanent marker.

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  3. rottobloggo says:

    Which small bar will Jesus prefer?
    My money’s on 1907.

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  4. The Legend 101 says:

    OMG why so many stickers?

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  5. Hutch says:

    Like most born agains (so called because they’re worse the 2nd time round) this person is confused between the spiritual vs the physical manifestation of Jesus – is / was he the son of God or God himself? Should this person be driving an Astra(l) instead?

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  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Surely it should read, “He came to set the Captivas free”?

    I expect Jesus would be a Holden man – you know with Brocky and all that.

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  7. KW says:

    I was stuck behind this chap in traffic in Midland the other week so I got to have a good read of his bumper/boot/rear window. He parked up next to me by JB Hifi. Somebody shouted to him “What’s with all the shit on your car?” and he replied “It’s my daughters.” Happy to drive around with this drivel on his car – but not willing to admit he really penned it.

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  8. Anonymous says:

    He’s sure got a Lot on his plate.

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  9. skink says:

    ‘World War 3 is near’ it says
    near Embleton?
    not Inglewood I hope. I’m sure I would have heard something

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  10. RubyRuby says:

    I don’t know where I found this t-shirt, apologies if it was from a link here. But it seems like the logical response to these claims.

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