Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. But when it passed I saw the plate was not quite right. And the driver was hatless. It’s a cruel, cruel world.
This Shenton Park fence struck terror into me again. And in the week McGowan fixed the taps. Coincidence? As Martin Agrippa said, “Show me a coincidence and I’ll buy you a pasty”.
As I said, it’s a cruel, cruel world. What better evidence of world worstness than this near-new Mastermind set beside one of my favourite charity bins? It is mainly, of course, anti-Semitism. I always thought the bloke with the beard was too cool for Brentwood PS. But kids these days are all about COD and Farmville.