Monthly Archives: December 2011

The Best Worsts of 2011

Looking through, 2011 had probably the bests collection of worsts of any year, especially towards the beginning. This one by Pete F is one of my all time favourites. This by Adam D was also lovely. White Franger by Outrage, … Continue reading

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Babydoll

I don’t know. These Kiwis seem to revel in their sheep rooting reputations. You name your sheep Babydoll? And I just don’t think you should be mentioning that they are shitting around your vines as fertiliser on the actual bottle. … Continue reading

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Fur Real

Pete F again in Fremantle is in awe at shopkeeps trying to sell fur hats with earflaps and sheepskin scarves in a Perth summer. You could live your whole life in Perth and not need such headwear. Perhaps they were … Continue reading

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Wrong House Dickhead

Unfortunately poor quality pic from Budda lala Land, but you get the picture. Cocos also still resolvable in bg. I have found that even skip delivery to the right house still calls down an airstrike of manky mattresses from the … Continue reading

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Earthwise Subiaco

Natalia Fan#1 takes issue with my labelling of Subiaco as a died in the arse craphole with retarded locals, an idiotic planning scheme and the only place in the world that was able to fuck up sinking a railway.  He … Continue reading

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Opalish

South Fremantle natch. By Pete F. I don’t know why the cashed up types have never gotten into opals. Like jarrah burls, it is impossible for anything that is not crappy to be made with an opal. Maybe these dudes … Continue reading

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Mandelbrot Antlers

Meta (or possibly recursive) antlers by Lani  for your Christmas day pleasure. Worst well.

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This sleighs me.

As seen in Swanbourne by Miss Jess. Possibly connected to Santa, although more likely connected to nudity or Who Dares Wins-ness (yes, out of town worsters, Perth’s only legal nude beach is overlooked by the SAS (Special Forces) HQ and firing range. … Continue reading

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Snoop Ute

Joel,  doesn’t believe “Snoop would be caught dead in a car with wack rims like that.” East Perth. It’s like he’s Snooping all over Tupac’s grave with that motherfucker. I think Snoop’s coming to Perth isn’t he. Not if he sees … Continue reading

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