M&A L. Escape Mackay, but not without snapping this piece of crap cemented into a boulder in the main street.What is it with cement, bronze, poetry and boulders that always makes such a rancid mix? The whole is always less than the sum of the parts. Should that be “hot” tropical twighlight?
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And, when it’s a full moon, it isn’t in the west at sunset. Moronic poet.
Full moon, my arse. Drop your pants and bend over and tell me another.
so the chogm delegates break up into smaller groups and have private discussions and no bastard knows what the bloody hell they are talking about. or do they? is not this elitist of the elite making plans for a coming new age order, whereby the elitist of the elite are the victoirs? and bugger everybody else. is this what chogm is all about? the prince of the power of the air, one satan the devil, a liar from the beginning, attempting to usurp the authority of God himself, using puppet freemasons and others to carry out bullshit talks in the name of progress for humanity. welcome to beautiful perth, home of street crime, government rips offs, hyge piss upts, poofter parades, cars thru front windows, road rage, home invasions, abortion on demand, should I go on. ok chogm delegates discuss what you want to discuss, bugger off and get to hell out of here. sorry we could resite that monstrocity in the middle of william street, or complete the entertainment centre demolition.
“should I go on”.
Sooo, satan was Barnett? or Mark McGowan? You’re sending out mixed messages Abs.
Puppet freemasons. Love it.
Baphomet !
Yikes. At least Abs (and Alicia) have have latched onto something that really exists, Freemasonry, where unfortunately jesus and satan are not actually real.
“Alicia is escaping a frame up to a global nanotechnology racket that Jay-Z and Troi Torain began with a Jamaican underworld.”
My father in law, who is a freemason apparently, has just arrived from New Zealand. He agreed to drop the value of the British pound for a few days while I bought some books from Amazon UK. True story.
Did you see this great
bin on a stickletter box ?Masons can park on any verge they like.
First they need to devalue the verge vis a vis the gold standard. Then they can park.
Perhals freshly purchased urine of schoolgirls could fix things, what do you think Ray?
Cunt
thru.
Missed opportunity for use of “e’er”, to rhyme with “air” on next line.
How do these poems for boulders get chosen? The doggerel found in greeting cards seems less vacuous than this offering… If less overtly about Mackay…
Nice Queensland worst. Shame about the off topic comment. Cunt.
If it weren’t for Valerie I believe this post is missing some link back to Cockington Dog.
Pete, Don’t say the D O G word.
Anyway what have i got to do with it?
Its the walrus.
Gees, that is fucking terrible.
It’s like the Vogon poem in Hitchhikers Guide that makes you chew your own arms off listening to it.
It’s discusting!
Speaking of mooning, Frank is taking on Pollbludger:
http://afrankview.net/2011/10/open-poll-bludger-outage-post/
I always struggle to understand what they are going on about.
Everything is psepheillogical.
Although an “emopire” is an intriguing concept.
Mounds of skulls
Let’s just say that the boy needs to be brought down a peg or 2 :-)
Ahem Crikey had an Outage – I offered a refuge. MY Blog also had a WordPress update which took less time than Crikey’s but Crikey’s broke all their plugins on pagination.
The Bludger in Chief has become a legend in hisd own lunch box – he needs the competition :-)
I’m sure he is quaking at the thought of being stamped on and Franked in your post.
Nice one.
You can defend the indefensible.
I won’t
KIng Willy needs some serious compedtition.
Crikey is the loony left’s version of News Ltd.
I like the way that the tropical twilight falls over here, but not, evidently, over there.
So the Fascist Nazis win, despite the protestations of the fair minded who embrace the values of diversity, difference and acceptance
If by chance you should see me walking my rottweiler on mullaloo dog beach, do come up and introduce yourself and say hello
Goodbye