Monthly Archives: August 2011

Don’t be a Pedo

Posted on August 23, 2011 by

Gay: What makes you so sad? You’re the saddest girl I ever met. Roslyn: You’re the first man who’s ever said that. I’m usually told how happy I am. Gay: That’s because you make a man feel happy. [He tries … Continue reading →

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Of the Kardinya Cthulhus?

Posted on August 22, 2011 by

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh Kardinya wgah’nagl fhtagn.” … “In his house at R’lyeh Street Kardinya, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.” The call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft. Well he looks healthy enough, drinking what Mojitos? Daiquris? He seems to have a brace … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 16 Detritus

Posted on August 21, 2011 by

“Labradors are eating my baby!” That might have been the heart-rending desperate cry in Guildford yesterday morning (if the mother had been there). As this sickening sequence of shots shows: Krazy Kym spotted a baby in the grass. It was … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 165

Posted on August 20, 2011 by

Live Poets and Cosplay. We’re taking it up a notch! By Meccano, Melbourne. AndNatalia Fan#1 was sent pics of toilet doors in The (Teh) Hague. Perhaps Slobodan himself used one of them. If you still haven’t had your fill of … Continue reading →

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Freo Tableau

Posted on August 19, 2011 by

Nice. A  tableau from Pete F. Nothing better than a tableau unless it’s tableaux. Worse even than recent Leederville action, Freo’s still back in 2007 artz mode. Well if it’s Freo, 1977 is still possible. Just to share a story. … Continue reading →

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Red Dog

Posted on August 18, 2011 by

Yes, they are exercising their dog. Slip road behind Wet Coast Highway. By Ben. This is not dogging.

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Aromatherapy vs lobotomy

Posted on August 17, 2011 by

I will actually be in Freo this evening for some Worsting bizness. I might try my hand at a little street art therapy in Dockerland. The Eagles? Well they need psychosurgery. No lavender enema’s going to cure that shit.

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ADHD

Posted on August 17, 2011 by

Another Banal-ology submission. Greenmount. I’m not sure if it’s a cry rent from a sufferer or a condemnation by another.

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The Member for Montpellier

Posted on August 16, 2011 by

Auteured by Herb. Frogs show Perth knob artistes how it’s done. Montpellier France.  This possibly from its medieval period, and may be reaction to being situated on the River Lez. Montpellier is in fact claiming it can “cure” the river … Continue reading →

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Cockington Dog

Posted on August 15, 2011 by

Salty Suzy sent in Freo Herald. Shouldn’t it be CockMantle? And Coincidentally (or not), Ruby Ruby sends in a list of Perth Dogging sites. I don’t know what dogging is, but whatever it is, High Wycombe? Really? (And I don’t … Continue reading →

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