I love this bench and all that it stands for. Come on, it has everything, Bunbury, Bunbonalities, rotting bench, ciggie butts… I felt certain I had posted this already, but searching was fruitless. if I have used it before, let me know, and I’ll pour some more shit on Freo for youse. By Country Bandit.

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Ahh Radio West – Country radio at it’s finest – NOT – BTW Cliff Reeve also finds time once a week to ring Johnny Young at 6IX to discuss Hollywood Gossip – probably sitting in the studio while a long track is playing or some other pre-recorded insert and reading from Gossip Websites.
Truly hideous, first five star worst for a while; and not hard to believe, as the design suggests, that listeners will flat-line for the remainder of the day. Anyway, WTF that logo in the upper right corner?
There is the implication that Bunbury is flatlining.
Which has the disturbing implication that it was previously MORE vibrant than it is now.
Or is that just me?
Whatever he’s doing back there, she certainly seems to be enjoying it.
Indeed Snuff.
That’s brilliant. So is the bench. I don’t think you’ve used it before LA although it seems familiar perhaps from my visits to Bunville…. But feel free to pour some more shit on Freo, and Leederville too while you’re at it. That place sucks. I would take some photos of the worst xxxxxxxxx xxx in town who frequent all its cafes all day but for obvious reasons I won’t.
You get kickbacks in Lville but not Freo?
What place doesn’t suck in Perth? I’m starting to think Bris may be a better place to FIFO.
Well, Koondoola doesn’t suck…
The name sounds like it does.
I’m still stumped for thinking of a description of what Koondoola DOES do. It’s definitely beyond the sucking stage, though.
Wait, I didn’t really need to x that did I?
Yeh I would think it’s a drawcard.
Great collection. Thanks, NF#1. FTW.
He’s no Ken Sherry.
Sort of looks like the dude that was on E street. Now.
It’s crying out for a cock and balls. C’mon Bunners.
Perth or New York styley?
Now that’s a fucking gravatar.
I’ve never seen anyone so exited to be in Bunbury. She’ll need a bex and a good lie down after that.
They’re both excited that he’s in her Bunbury, I think.
It’s not her Bunbury. Bunbury belongs to ALL of us. The people’s Bunbury. You can prise Bunbury from my cold dead hands…
Her Bunbury clearly belongs to him. Where else do you think he’s sticking his Lord Forrest?
I agree. Definitely going to Koombana South.
I wonder if he slips into Collie sometimes?
Y’know – Mount Barker.
Something, something, Eton.
That’s nothing but sheer d-Esperance, TLA.
slipping all of his septimus
It’s been too long since the magnificent ‘Worst Bench’ series was revisited. Bravo.
Its all about slipping in up the bunbury entrance channel deepening isnt it? Are you awake Doreen?
During local govt week about a month ago St Georges Tce was festooned with vibrant banners depicting shires and their slogans. City of Bunbury = Refreshingly Close. I kid you not.
Troubling…
you’re not wrong. ‘Refreshingly Close’ makes it sound like a public toilet.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/regional/southwest/a/-/business/9784846/chogm-promotion-for-bunbury/
Albeit a musical talking one.
perhaps a better slogan would be:
‘Bunbury: Too Far Away is not Far Enough.’
Friday night too tired; Saturday night too drunk; Bunbury, too far away.
Heh.
“Wake up Bunbury I think I got something to say to you…
It’s late September and I really should be at River Rooster or burning my school…
“Are you being tried by the fashion police for that jacket/hat combo, David ?”
“Gosh. Is that the time ?”
Jeezarse!
since they built the Mandurah bypass I have transferred all my hatred to Bunbury.
I hope that soon they build a new road right past Bunbury so that it becomes another place I never have to go to again.
Like a moist towelette
Bunbonalities? Surely you mean Bunbulebrities.
With Smilex Brand Nerve Gas, you get a grin…again and again.
Love that Joker.
When im in Bumbury i listen to theese people all the time on the Radio, Its just like the countrys version of 92.9, Same Songs
I DID NOT NEED THAT VIDEO!
Cliff Reeve used to live right near Coles at Crosslands / Parks centre, just off Hammersley drive.
Shamefully I was born in Bunbury and lived down the road from him. I escaped 10 years ago. I can’t believe he’s still on radio.
Bowen’s worse than Bunbury. I say that without ever having been in Bunbury.