Monthly Archives: August 2011

Nice Grouping!

By new submitter Nathan L. I mean C.A.L.M. does suck cock, but steady on! Unless it’s a fixie, in which case more bullet holes please. Darling Range.

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Wake Up Bunbury

I love this bench and all that it stands for. Come on, it has everything, Bunbury, Bunbonalities, rotting bench, ciggie butts… I felt certain I had posted this already, but searching was fruitless. if I have used it before, let … Continue reading

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Investigative work!

Sam Spade: We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy. We believed your petrol reimbursed. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right. Joel Cairo: … Continue reading

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we interrupt our regular programming

Shadow health minister Andrew McDonald accused the government of not introducing the leading run-scorer in the tournament. During 12 years in business on William Street in Paddington, Andrew McDonald has watched the retail tides ebb and flow. Union president Sgt. Andrew … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 17 Going

I was snooping and eavesdropping and generally minding my own business on Marine Parade yesterday morning until I was rudely interrupted by a contact, whom I will call Seattle Samantha. “Put this on that crappy blog you write for,” she … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 166

Michael Sutherland Mt Lawley.Lucky Star saw this clown in Wangara. Just putting the words clown and Wangara together is worthy. Natalia Fan#1 liked the sinister black glove on the board, perhaps showing why they need a standup workshop at Wembley … Continue reading

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Basket weaving – Free

Tableaux week apparently. Marvellous worst by Matt. Basket weaving free. Japanesers won’t even have to Cambio any yen to experience this motherfucker. Free basket weaving! There’s another kind by the way? While I’m still chortling (that’s North of the river … Continue reading

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Give it

By Cam F. Clarkson.

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One World Cuisine

OK, you want to implement one world government, but can’t afford the black helicopters and the rents in The Hague, so you settle for one world cuisine in Tuart Hill, only to find one world cuisine has already been implemented … Continue reading

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Straight

I hadn’t understood how erotic the world of straighteners was. Erotic in a Dr. Who way. And the mannequins with boozies are like “Whoa, if I had flange, I would still totally not wear that jacket.” Northbridge. And happy birthday … Continue reading

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