I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a quick AM trip to Officeworks Midland. Then it’s over to Applecross before the derby to interview some bloke who has a big collection of player cards. Before the big game I have to be at Langley Park for an event. The boss also wants a feature on inappropriate parking in Nollamara: how am I going to fit that in? How would you you write something like that anyway? Sheesh. May as well ask for something on people falling asleep in Shenton Park phone boxes. I told the boss this, and he said: “Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat – no matter who killed the meat for him.” WTF?
Anyone for tennis?
Sorry maaaate: saw your email after this done.
There’s always next week…
I’m assuming by inappropriate parking in Nollamara, he wasn’t talking about ten dead and rotting cars on the front lawn Coco.
The men in the pram parking can’t help it. They can’t help that they need extra room for their big black…. oh, nevermind.
Tyres?
Does anyone know how many outrage sunday segments are there. Because i want heaps i like them and yeah Nollamara and Mirrabooka suck for stuff like that.
I thank you, my young padowan.
Perhaps you can join me in my Jazz on a future Sunday and I can tutor you in the ways of Worst righteousness?
*looks for Daddy Legend*
I dunno DC – that could have been better phrased.
Pedo
If you could have refrained from stroking your moustache while you typed that sentence, it wouldn’t have sounded as suss, Outrage.
the human factor is always the worst. nice work
whats humorous me or the Outrage Sunday segment.
not humorous- “sexy”
that was so not funny so stop thinking you it is. You are not funny either.
Did that envelope just move ?
It’s certainly not stationary.
Like.
If you think that looks fashionable i should post a link for Smiggle now thats the real deal.
langley park “preserved for prosperity”
Castrilli wrote this press release himself
grow lawn for fun and profit
Oh get lost Orbea we dont care about Langley Park.
Yes, orbea: Langley Park blows chunks!
im glad you agree.
Midland: Stationary fashion.
is that the shop?