Geoff Vivian took this one on Sunday. Everyone had to drive past it to reach the naming ceremony for the new suburb of Brabham. It would be a bit like driving past a broken toilet to the opening of Darch. Or seeing your own car driving off in Rockinhgham – on fire, as you went to the turning of the first Rocky sod.
Did we ever get the reason whySir Jack Brabham was flown over from the Gold Coast, to have a Perth sandpit named after him? Oh here it is. There’s even less connection than I expected.
- Brabham entry statement.
To further honour the motorsport legend, there will be no public transport servicing the suburb.
Darch sounds like a pretty bad place i dont want to go there anymore.
How appropriate! A sign of things to come for this new suburb – a fresh dumping ground for the joyriders of Midland.
Don’t forget Bennett Springs, which seems to be the new Beechboro…
From Chongalup in the south, to Jakobarra in the north, Bennet Springs in the east, and Nurry Park in the west, this vibrant city really does demand some geographic Wintoning.
benet springs perhaps?
Brokenbed Springs as an alternative?
…and I still like the name “Upson Downs” for that property in semi-arid country.
No Nuts, No Nurries
…and “Dryinup Springs” in a similar locality.
A hole by any other name is still a hole, and Bennett Springs is definitely a hole. Another haven for CUBs. Nearly rented a house there a couple of years back. The lazy CUB that owned it hadn’t bothered to clean it before showing people through, hadn’t painted any walls, had left gaping holes in the walls, and hadn’t had any finishings put on things like the kitchen islands, which had bare metal edges exposed. The rent might have been cheap, but not worth it.
you nearly rented that? you actually considered it?
If there’s one thing I detest more than Alexander Heights it’s suburb snobbery.
Bunning Park is the Alexander Heights of Bentley.
The denizens of “Alexander Heights” changed the name from “Alinjarra” cos it was too blackfella.
You’ve mentioned this before. Looking up the wikipedia entry, it seems to back this up.
But I got distractedly bemused by this:
“The suburb contains the Alinjarra Primary School which covers from years kindergarten to year 7. It hosts a range of sports programs and English courses to help the large amount of recent immigrants, mostly of African, Arabic, Irish or English descent, moving into the area.”
I have a Dianella question for you, NF#1 – at the side of T_E PUB, there are a couple of restaurants. Why are their signages tied on to the false fronts above them, instead of painted on / stuck on / a more conventional method of application?
It’s the vibe of the thing.
RR: I imagine it’s the expectation that any business located there may go broke at any time, ala T_e Pub, hence the temporary signage. The nearby street-side sign bears the marks of having been repainted many times.
So… it’s actually a canny move? Hmm.
Need to find a camera – see what TLA reckons…
it’s not the suburb, it’s the state of the house.
The rental market was pretty dire in terms of quality a couple of years back. Seems to be better now, but you have to be actively looking to really know or care at any given time…
And if I had had even one more person smugly talking about how they got their 4 x 2 house for 80K just 5 years earlier and how I was a mug not to have bought (not that I had even known I would ever be living in Perth back then) “before the boom”… I swear, glassing suddenly makes soo much sense!
I know the feeling RubyRuby! We went through the same thing back then. At the time we couldn’t even afford to buy the tiny ex-homeswest house we’d been renting in Lockridge. It wasn’t even the height of the boom then.
Up until we actually walked in, yes. It’s a bit of a long story, but we were desperate for a rental property because we had four weeks to move when our landlord at the time decided not to renew our lease and sell the house we were in. The photos online looked good. It was not so good in person. We ended up renting down the Morley end of Beechboro Road instead, which turned out to be a much better arrangement with awesome landlords anyway.
Car wasn’t set on fire. Swanky.
And the seats haven’t yet been relocated to a nearby back yard.
front yard.
Verandah.
Park for Australia Day
I hesitated over that while I was writing it; tried to give the Brabham the benefit of the doubt. I mustn’t be feeling well.
If they continue on like this, one day they may even aspire to become like Koondoola.
Shazza is a worst
but the real worst is the name of the blog itself…
If only Queensland ‘Shazza’s were that attractive…
“In naming the locality Brabham, Mrs Hayden said it is a great tribute to Sir Jack Brabham and will preserve the history and heritage of the area for future generations.”
While I applaud any such attempt to preserve history, why does this smack of the Perth development that celebrated the famous drive-in theater it replaced with pictures of same?
“Here’s what used to be here! Enjoy!”
And jack probably raced there half a dozen times. Ridiculous.
To be perfectly fair, the number of places commemorated in the States by the fact that George Washington slept there, allegedly, once, would probably outnumber the population of the greater Perth metropolitan area.
Although, I suspect, not for much longer.
George slept in 1.5million places? Micronaps? Do they get prison inmates to make the brass plaques?
slaves would be more appropriate
I predict Brabham denizens will soon refer to their patch as ‘Bhammy’, or ‘Bham’, or ‘The ‘Bham’, as their counterparts in Alabama do.
Will the local be called “Brabs”? or the pit stop?
Braboriginals?
The somewhat taciturn Black Jack’s, for sure.
Ahh of course. There may be a Brabs Cafe perhaps?
Jack drove Cooper Climaxes, true.
Name the streets after car parts, who lives in Ball Joint Entrance?
Bleed Nipple Circuit?
Sir John’s Break/Brake?
Up the tail pipe?
Whatever it’s called, it could well be the “pits”, like so much of the suburbia of recent times.
there’s going to be a new subdivision in the hills, near the famous tree, which will be called Brockingham.
worshippers can gather round the tree and plug their racing helmets into the branches to commune with the spirit of Peter, like some sort of bogan Avatar.
and root wives of mates
Speaking of new suburbs, Beeliar is being renamed as (wait for it) Mevé.
The promotional website conveniently neglects to mention that it is directly downwind of Cockburn Cement.
Bugger, stuffed up the French accent, should be Mevé
Mevé: hahahaHAHAHA.
Beeliar isnt being renamed, however I had heard Cottesloe was changing to Tapas.
I give up
Don’t.
Thanks for the link, Orbea.
I really should organise my subscription renewal to Crikey… then I might be able to catch up with some news without feeling like I’m buying into crapola…
Thats stuffed theres only one place for it the car yard.