Every metrosexual along the Arrondissement has long been outraged by the “Cash for Rurotards” scheme, aka “Royalties for Regions”, aka “Superphosphate Bounty 2.0″. But I’m sure not one of these perfumed ponces was aware that they are also paying good city tax money to provide bags for the Bumpkin community to drag away their ill deserved! But here is the evidence provided by Brer Bento. They’ve even got a logo! It’s appropriately terribly designed, why? Because who in the Bumpocracy is going to notice? You might as well have Brendon Grylls with a Papyrus wannabe typeface being dragged reluctantly out of his arse by a John Deere. This will not stand. If you really want to protest, contact your local member, or better still, buy one of these . That will show ‘em we can’t be messed with.
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Won’t you come Walzing Matilda with me, just joking
I no comprendo this logo. Any graphic designers out there want to translate for me?
“Fuck it. What do they know about logos? Tell em it’s an…ear of wheat. Or a blue Heeler.”
I think the turquoise lozenge shape is a simplified map of Western Australia, and the two curly shapes represent arms wrapping themselves around the state.
It believe it is meant to represent Brendon Grylls rooting the state up the arse, without the common courtesy of giving it a reacharound
It is an absolutely massive wad of cash, so big that the person holding it can’t see above it and can barely wrap their arms around it. Much clearer if you look at it on the RforR home page.
Appropriately resembles a distorted swastika
As far as I can tell it’s two giant leaches sucking all the money out of the Bankwest tower.
It’s a pair of kangaroos, clutching boomerangs. proudly
displaying a black swan in a giant bucket. I’ve never
understood its meaning either. What were they thinking ?
Oh, the Poms have a Lion and a Unicorn. Can’t we do
something equally stupid ? Yes, let’s have two kangaroos
trying to hold boomerangs.
Would make a great car sticker, too.
So what’s in the RfR showbag? A list of top-end 4WD dealerships? Bundy samplers?
Anti depressants (a drum).
A section of concrete kerbing and drain culvert (rrp $9000) for a road in Kellerberrin that hasn’t even been graded yet.
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A selection of bumpkin stickers.
What’s a culvert? I think I want one.
for you, a creek. For us, a drain.
Two golf carts, craypot art, and a singing dunny.
Are those crop circles ? What’s wrong with the traditional brown paper bag ?
Design by some poncy Metrocentric Twat [©2008Rolly (or was that 2007? Can't recall.)] totally lacking in any understanding of anything beyond the limits of ignorant urbania.
Back to your iPhones etc.
Nah, in house I reckon. A poncy designer would have done something better.
Good to know it’s not all being frittered away on canvas bags, oversized mud flaps, and Rolls Royce utes.
I understand this place has already performed 264 operations to separate webbed toes.
Hints of Maquarie Bank logo on the bag to suggest where to hide your pile of cash. Or, as was the case with many local councils, invest in things you don’t understand, like US home loans. Instead of a new skate park.
I’m a former ruro (Victorian chapter). Where’s mine?? : P
rural victoria i expect.
Meh. They can keep it then. Not going back to that hole.
It’s a much smaller hole than the one WA boasts though
Possibly Hutch. My home town is a hole full of and surrounded by lots of holes though.
Are you from Ballarat or the Latrobe Valley, then?
From a town between Ballarat and Geelong originally RubyRuby.
Surely this is a targetted “populate or perish” programme to be distributed at B&S’s?
Certainly Sir/Ma’am, would that be a one, two or three bag job?
Place bag over head?
… of the nearest sheep
Am I missing something here, or is this story suggesting rurotards are more likely than Metrocentric Twats (TM) to be offended by blackface? Really? Go figure.
Even more astounding, if that’s possible, is the intent to replace Come Fly With Me with The Big Bang Theory. That show’s witty narrative is bound to go right over their heads.
A Country Practice would be more fitting I think.
To be fair, racially offensive “portrayals of black, Asian and Middle Eastern characters” seem unlikely to disturb the majority of Australian television viewers, rural or otherwise. Border Security, Customs, AFP….
Sounds fucken hilarious, doesn’t it? I want that one. Ho ho ho. I want that one. Hee hee hee. Champagne comedy.
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