Monthly Archives: May 2011

couchette

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

Many people have sent this startling image to TLA and me. My sources say it was taken earlier this month on the Midland line. I can’t quite make out the details on the signs outside the window. I don’t know … Continue reading →

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A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

In October you were presented with mesmerising and disturbing signage at Peter Ferrall & Son’s Midland store. Now E.V shows us the state of Ferrall pere et fils‘ Rockingham signs. “These aren’t quite up to the worstness of the others, … Continue reading →

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little car, big park

Posted on May 30, 2011 by

Subiaco.

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Pirates 4: Crack of Doom

Posted on May 30, 2011 by

Arrrr. This be the hellish site that greeted us at the Ace Midland fo’csle afore we had our artistic mainbraces spliced at the latest Pirates of the Caribbean. To be sure, that young salty bogan dog doesn’t mind letting everyone … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday V

Posted on May 29, 2011 by

Is it really the end? Oprah ostensibly bade us farewell last on Friday night, but I fear she will again lurch into our lives, a la Frankenstein’s monster, all too soon. What a superb piece of calculating candy floss she … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 153

Posted on May 28, 2011 by

That fucking rainmaker Bento: just after I checked in at Bobbi’s yesterday, he sends me a pic of a competing outlet. “Barragup is the pole dancing capital of Peel,” the balcony-strutting bozo says. Maaate: is Barragup that new Maylands sub-division? … Continue reading →

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Sentinels of empty worst

Posted on May 27, 2011 by

By James N. Sad palms guarding a plot of land that is anti action in West Swan. Perfect.And one from Orbea showing the rooting of a Cocos. Another sad marker in the decline of Subiaco into a place that Maylandians … Continue reading →

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Pasted like a maggot

Posted on May 26, 2011 by

Youse pigs were very down on Real estate agents the other day. Let me restore your faith. Bento sends these baffling pics that seem to be trying to confuse the Maylands dweller into thinking that they may actually be living … Continue reading →

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Hey Kids!

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

Hey kids, I will be in China next week, so Outrage Cohen will be in the chair again from Saturday. I will post again from Tuesday the 7th of June. Internet access will be patchy, so I may not be … Continue reading →

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Gin like no one knows you’re distilling

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

Two more things from Margaret River. In our accommodation, fake broken plates, as if they had come from the Sutton Hoo barrow and had to be pieced back together. The other one had something about “Love her like she is … Continue reading →

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