The politest and bravest of our friends haven’t been able to sit through the 1000 or so pix and videos of the four weeks and three days Krazy Kym and I spent in India, Nepal and Hong Kong.
The neighbours got through about 300 before they remembered an urgent sock draw-sorting appointment.
You (or “youse pigs”, as TLA disgracefully refers to you) are a captive audience, but fear not: I have chosen 11 images which I hope sum up our sojourn.
I was told off for taking this pic. Nothing like cold tongue for breakfast.
Somehere in India. Nothing like a luke-warm Dolly Juice.
You can buy the finest fashion flange in Delhi.
Rude graffiti is rare in India, so seeing this at a religious place was refreshing.
I couldn’t afford it: Delhi.
No Diet Cock in Khajuraho.
The touts are bad enough – but when a Steve Carrell lookalike gets on your bus? Agra.
After a few local gins in the Kunti things got a bit hairy! The staff at this Kathmandu buttonholed me with a complaint form an English guy filled out. He was outraged he couldn’t take a drink from the Kunti Bar into the dining room. He actually wrote Kunti Room several times! I advised the staff to bin it.
This is on what was Freaky Street, Kathmandu. Of course if this was in Teh Pert scoop would be replaced with poop overnight.
This Buddha Air bag got quite a workout, let me tell you.
Repulse Bay, Honkers: another place with not much graffiti. I hoped a Chineser HKer was so outraged by the stock photography from Canada with white people he got to work with a texta.
What does TLA say? Worst bell? Worst hell. Wot-eva.
If the cold store sign was in Perth, I’m sure someone would have adorned it with a disembodied cock by now, complete with spurty love juice.
Wouldn’t be North Bridge?
Great collection, DFOC. A veritable relo’s slide night in the comfort of our own browsers.
I particularly like the Buddha Air bag, and who wouldn’t be impressed with a flange of that scale. Oh, and the Dolly Juice.
Yes taking worstoffs to a new level. I’m not sure I want to keep up the pace when I get back. Have been hitting the mojitos. Will be mixing them up at bar lazy for sure.
Hope you’re travelling well, and I look forward to some worst of ‘Nam. Never get outta the boat, unless you’re goin’ all the way.
Mind you, it’s very good to get off at the right stop and not go too far.
The flange seems to be a little light on “depth” wise.
It’s “Dolly Juice” for me and mine. Now if O’Slatter Corp. can get a franchise . I can hear the advertising , given the full Bollywood treatment, e’er now ringing in my ears.
Nice collection DFOC.
Sharon is it now?
Oh, I didn’t notice that. But yes I think I’ll stick with it. Much more dignified.
….and more appropriate to the age category, perhaps.
Blue rinse, anyone?
Cheeky bastard.
See you both at bingo next week?
Lawn bowls for me Nat Fan.
I’d love to, but me knees get cold.
It’ll always be the Shazz, Shazza and Shazzinon for me.
The Shazzanator!
I like it.
Shazzanator, Buffalo Bill, and Coco.
Not my number, NF#1
Much. At least in this SFW version.
only 11?
why not the full 1000?
Be careful what you wish for – how many Weekends before TLA is back?
no not spread out over many weekend, just 1000+ in post that can be ignored, then D-Fock can place them on his own blog and set up in competition
I must say DFOC is more concerned with his paying job than TLA, takes much longer to get a post through moderation in this Kim Jong-Il regime change environment