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Whither autumn rain?
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I think he’s more upset about the birdshit than the pawprints.
I don’t think the cat is taking the hint that the car owner doesn’t appreciate the pawprints on their each morning. Perhaps because cats cannot read…?
*their car even
BTW if you don’t want a full wide return between lines of poetry, hold down shift and then press return.
A Ford, in Claremont you say? We’ll have to call the rangers and make it go away.
Kicking off the proceedings with a cunt. I like.
D-Fizzle begins
cunt, pussy, dirty car and
a fucking haiku
it would take more than that kind of insult to frighten my cats off my car.
Yes, my cats are impervious to insults too. One actually comes when you call him insulting names, eg “Come here you black b*stard!” But he also seems to have a masochistic streak.
Has anyone had any luck in deciphering the decal??
Inkslinger? Seems to return some Woogle hits, including a tattooist.
Snr swnger ? Ewww.
Inkslingerz
Pure class. How on earth did this car make it into Claremont… it isn’t yours, is it?
Uni student living in rental paid for by (Sugar)Daddy?
Or maybe someone who knows how to get her own way?
No, I get around in an unmarked Honda Jizz.
I’m pretty sure the Honda Jizz was only released as a marked version.
Only one Unmarked was built, especially for the show circuit, but the paintwork was inferior and did not stand up well to resultant adulation.
They had delete-option pearl necklaces?
I was browsing the magazines in the barber’s yesterday and saw that Our Nikki is Penthouse Pet for April. She has also been inducted into the Stripper Hall of Fame.
I believe you are referring to ‘Our Nikki”.
has she found her nipples?
I only get wallpaper magazine at the hairloppers at curtin. Should I be getting penthouse?
I dare say the militant feministas on campus would not approve. Try the Men’s Room on Bulwer, a refreshingly reactionary enclave of hairychested manliness.
nipples were very much visible. It all was.
Mind you, I do like Wallpaper magazine.
Lots of Scoop magazines.
I get mine cut there as well. You forgot the piles of Gourmet Traveller.
Snap it on the phone? Or are we going to all have to google it when we get home?
Are ‘Our Nikki’s’ induction marks still showing, or were photoshopped out?
and ahem… hairychested manliness AND visible nipples. The Men’s Room on Bulwer has expanded their list of services
Pussycunt remarks
On Focus out of focus
Slinging dusty ink
Ed’s prerogative?
Post and insult scratch in dust
Cats as always win
David Cohen is mentioned in Book of Revelation.
The first seal: One who is both a king and a conqueror rides forth on a white ford laser
The Anti-Christ?
Inspiration’s dearth
No post to prompt witless hack
Wait for tomorrow
Dude it’s 6:30 in the morning. Log on in Asia but no post. Outrage.
Should’ve hired someone with an ability to work to deadlines.
Sorry dudes: home modem on blink. I have excoriated myself.
Day 1 – dog ate homework
Ive been waiting since 5.30am. The service around here is terrible.
service? what service?
I’m going all Broadfield on Cohens arse.
thanks shazz, that’s not really an image i need just before lunch…
Um… sometimes that ghetto speak comes out a bit wrong.
Damn. Fits of giggles make it hard to type / be inconspicuous at work.
Spank me Shazza: spank me with a John Butler dreadlock.
i think i was just sick a little in my mouth.
JohnB cut his locks off yonks ago DFOC, arent you supposed to have your finger on the pulse?
I thought you would have kept one, shazza, and it would be nice and stiff.
Oh right, you don’t want John attached to the hair while I do the spanking. Yes, that makes a bit more sense.
Claremont heat and dust,
Blasting UV means gray lands:
Whither todays post?
Why does this website have so much racism about c—-.