This is straying onto the turf of another hyper local I hope to meet, Fitzroyalty, indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty
But I couldn’t resist. The conversation with the dude who came out:
So you like the Can Opener?
Me: No
Dude: Really? It rammed a whaling ship.
Me: Needs more blood over it.
Dude: Thats not blood. It’s paint. We’re non violent. 

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As previously discussed, (somewhere) whale protesting is more about clam opening than can opening.
Here, mostly.
Thx. I’m trying to edit this on the iPad and iPhone at same time. Just noticed my hotel is opposite Mobil Exxon offices too. I can dig it.
Ah the memories. Good times.
I’m not sure if I should be getting permission from the cops before straying into another hyper local territory.
They’ll have you sorted out quick smart
I wish I had called my boat the Farley Mowat.
Outing the Sea Shepherd as a bunch of self-indulgent wankers probably wouldn’t go down too well in Fitzroy. They take themselves VERY seriously in those parts. Now where did I chain my fixie?
Therewere more fixies in beaufort street last week my friend. I did feel quite outré being a non tattooed non smoker.
Am I the only one who thinks that Sea Shepherd are dangerous pirates who do to the law of the sea what Hitler did to the Sudetenland?
Possibly, but you won’t be the only one who thinks that whale saving is essentially about the sex.
It’s not all about the … oh.
but pero no quiero ser pirata!
no, wait… I actually I do
Annexed it as part of the Greater German Reich?
Your analogy doesn’t stand up.
Could you find a new one?
Please get a photo of the man in Dexters.